Whoosh! Listen Lena, it's not easy getting a whole town to conspire to murder me, so get off my back.'
Michael can be a real pain
in the hinder at times

Lena Kundera

May 6, 2003

(Lena in Next on AMC)
Last update: 10/18/03

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Lena Kundera (Olga Sosnovska)
Michael Cambias


Next on AMC: Michael informs Lena that the game's over.


From The Official Site at ABC.com:

No Lena mention

From About All My Children

When she finds Aidan packing his things, Maureen asks if he was going to explain to her, or was he just going to sneak out?
We see Bianca waking up in Lena’s bed as Michael calls and tells Ms. Kondera [sic], “Game over, darling.”
Erica admits to Jack that she did something she never thought she’d do, “I asked Kendall to help me.”
Chris holds a gun at Flanders’ chest as he tells him, “Jackson made it, but you won’t!”

From Soap Slut

On the next All My Children
Mauria is yelling at a now hairless-chested Aidan (who’s still wearing the same shirt. He must be fresh from the waxer).
Lena is on the phone while Bianca is naked and in her bed!
Erica tells Jack about asking Kendall for help. Chris holds a gun on Flanders.


This all gay recap is by C.K..
Read all the All Gay Re-caps at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheAllGayRecap/.

Lena parts are indicated in red for those who only want a Lena fix

TODAY ON AMC: A whole lot of people I don't know whose lives remain as interesting as cooked spinach.  The entire tape was viewed while fast forwarding, therefore Dorothy got many more Munchkins.
There is nothing to recap, not a thing.  Oh, sure, I could make fun of the fact that FormerlyComatoseJach has found his voice.  A very irritating voice.  He is now talking Erica's ear off for once.
Or I could crack wise about ClairvoyantOpal, her neck and her...uhm...visions, but that would be cheap.
TOMORROW, ON AMC:  Bianca's naked back.  Lena's bed.  Yes, the two are related.


This parody is by LizzieT.

No Lena parts today because there was no Lena in the actual show, only the "Next on AMC"

Mia and Edmund met at the stables.
Mia: Are you sure we shouldn't slow down our relationship since your daughter hates me?
Edmund: Forget it. I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time Miranda.
Mia: Mia.
Edmund: Right. Now let's make out.
Mia: I have a better idea. Let's take Maddie on a picnic. I checked and found out that she'll be out of school and that other kid will be locked in the attic as usual.
Edmund: You're wonderful. Now let's make out.
Mia: I think we should have our picnic in the park. The weather is lovely today.

Meanwhile in the park.
Flanders: Stamp, you promised me a plane ticket and a passport. Bring it to the park and hurry. I'm freezing my @#$% off out here.

Over at Fusion the phone was ringing off the hook.
Tad: Orders for Fusion make-up?
Liza: Not really. TPTB just hoped that the annoying phone ringing would take everyone's mind off of how annoying these scenes are.
Lizzie: It's not working.
Liza: How could you let such a thing happen? Thanks to you that commercial with Carlos aired all over the country. They could pull WRCW's licence for boring an entire nation to death.
Tad: What's the problem? At least I got some screen time. What's happened to us Liza? I used to be a fun character and you used to be a *&&^%$. Now you act like Rebecca of Sunnybrooke Farm. Next thing I know you'll be wearing pig tails.
Officer Sean: I came to arrest Simone and Carlos.
Simone: Again? What are the charges this time?
Officer Sean: Impersonating an actor, assault with a deadly storyline, you name it. Let's go. After this I've got to arrest whoever had the bright idea to waste part of sweeps on this mess.

Derrick came by to question Jack at the hospital.
Derrick: Any idea who might have done this?
Jack: I was thinking it might have been Chris Stamp.
Erica: That's not true. Aidan swore on his spotted dick that Chris didn't do it.
Jack: I don't know. All that sloooowwwwlllyyy I turned stuff made him look pretty suspicious.
Opal: Hello Jack! If you don't look sicker than a dying calf in a windstorm.
Erica: I think I'll let Opal annoy you with visions of doom in private. I'll be in the hall.
Opal: I swear Jackson I never thought I'd see you on this side of the pearly gates again. I had a vision of someone being bloodier than a skunk that went one on one with a semi and then I heard you got shot. I still have a feeling someone's going to end up deader than a hog during bacon season so I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
Jack: Uh Opal, why don't you go cheer someone else up? I've been through enough for one week.

Erica ran into Chris in the hall.
Chris: How's Jack?
Erica: He's better. I'd let you go in and see him but he thinks you tried to kill him.
Chris: Dat's OK. I just came to say goodbye. I've been written out you know.
Erica: I'd heard that. Where will you go?
Chris: Probably de unemployment office. But first I'm gonna take care of de guy dat whacked Jack. I'll make de dirty dog pay. Slllooooowwwwwllllly I turned, step by step, murder in my heart.


Michael: It's me. Game over, darling.


Unverified in non-clip parts
Annotated transcript by "C"

***** (clip a) [Next on AMC: Michael puts his claws back in Lena]

On the next "All My Children" --
Maria: Were you going to explain to me, or were you just going to sneak out?
[amc030506a-inc starts]
Lena: Hello.
Michael: It's me. Game over, darling.
[amc030506a-inc ends]
Erica: I did something I never thought I would do. I asked Kendall to help me.
Chris: Jackson made it, but you won’t.


I have the following incomplete clips: A
amc030506a-inc.mpg (1.2m; 0:07) Next on AMC: Michael puts his claws back in Lena

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