Whoosh! I promise I'll get the jet back by 11, dad, pleeeease
Alexander brings up Michael's
little problem with serial rape


Lena Kundera
on
ALL MY CHILDREN

June 4, 2003


n048
(Lena in Next on AMC)
030604
Last update: 11/27/03


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ALL GAY RE-CAP
PARODY
QUOTES
TRANSCRIPT
CLIPS



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Michael Cambias
Alexander Cambias
(no Lena, except in the Next on AMC)




SYNOPSIS

Michael tries to get his father to join him in his schemes and they discuss Michael's rape tendencies; Next on AMC: Next on AMC: Lena asks Greenlee ofr a job; Boyd warns Erica against going after Lena (no Lena, except on Next on AMC)



RE-CAPS:

From The Official Site at ABC.com:
http://abc.go.com/daytime/allmychildren/episodes/2003-04/20030604.html

Alexander is dubious when Michael claims he can topple Chandler Enterprises. Alexander reminds Michael of the trouble he is facing regarding Erica's charges of attempted rape and hopes no one in Pine Valley learns about an incident between Michael and a young woman in Italy.

From About All My Children
http://allmychildren.about.com/cs/recaps/a/bl20030604r.htm

ON THE NEXT ALL MY CHILDREN:
Lena tells Greenlee her visa has been revoked, “I need a job!”
Boyd advises Erica, “Going after Lena is probably the worst move you can make!”
David tells Tad, “You lost your wife the second she slept with me, and now you finally got me back!”
Jackson asks Anna if she thinks David could have saved her baby’s life?

From Soap Slut
http://pub18.ezboard.com/fsoapslutfrm16.showMessage?topicID=87.topic

On the next All My Children
Lena approaches Greenlee about getting a job.
Boyd warns Erica that going after Lena is a big mistake.
David sneers that Tad lost Dixie long before the car crash -- when she slept with David.
Jack asks Anna if she thinks David could have saved Leora.




ALL GAY RE-CAP

This all gay recap is by C.K..
Read all the All Gay Re-caps at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheAllGayRecap/.

No re-cap for this episode. Sniff.



PARODY

This parody is by LizzieT.

No Lena parts today because there was no Lena in the actual show, only the "Next on AMC"

Boyd came to make sure Kendall was all right.
Boyd: Now that things are really over between you and Michael, do you think you and I might have a chance?
Kendall: I don't know. I do have my standards.
Boyd: You dated Michael Cambias.
Kendall: I never said they were high standards. Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Boyd: But I thought our storyline was that we used to talk all the time when you worked for Enchantment.
Kendall: Maybe we did but I never listened.
Boyd: Well, I was a geek in high school but I grew up to be incredibly good looking. I majored in chemistry and now I'm hoping that we have enough chemistry to get a storyline.
Kendall: It's possible. But I'm not ready to commit to anything just yet.
Aidan: Ello Kendall. Oi'm sorry to bother yew. Oi'll just toddle off and lewk sad awl boy meself.
Kendall: No, don't go. I can handled two good looking guys both wanting my attention at the same time. When Ryan comes back I'll probably be juggling all three of you.
Erica: :::sniff sniff::: I'm so proud.

Mia and Simone were annoying people at the entrance to the Valley Inn bar.
Simone: Enter our world's sexiest man contest! Win free make-up! Impress your friends! Become a joke in the entertainment industry!
Extra 1: Get out of my face.
Extra 2: Jeez, and they kicked my kid out of here for trying to sell Girl Scout Cookies.
Maria: I know a sexy guy. I'll enter him in the contest - wait here and I'll go get him.
Simone: Great. Since I must be the only person in Pine Valley who doesn't know what Maria looks like, I'll go get Mia and set up an awkward soap opera moment.
Edmund: Hello Megan. I didn't realize you were involved in this contest.
Mia: :::::sigh::::That's OK. This is just another reminder of how all men are pigs and I'm a loser in love.
Edmund: Cool. I'll just be going home now to the woman I've always loved more than life. Nice seeing you again Margie.
Mia: At least that piece of whale poop Michael Cambias isn't hanging around me. I could take anything but that.

Michael went to see Alexander on the Cambias plane.
Michael: Thank you for stopping here Father. It would have been nice if you hadn't instructed the pilot to try to land the plane on top of me, but thank you.
Alexander: What do you want you disgusting little creature?
Michael: I want your approval. I'm working for Adam Chandler but I'm going to take over Chandler Enterprises and give it to you.
Alexander: You'll be a failure at that the way you've failed at everything else. YOUR BROTHER would have owned Chandler Enterprises - you'll be lucky to get a parking space in the lot. In fact, this whole scene seems to be a pathetic attempt to let the audience see you more sympathetically and not just as a repulsive little piss ant.
Michael: Is it working?
Alexander: Not a chance.
Michael: Then I'll just be oozing over to the Valley Inn bar. Rumor has it that Mia is there alone. Surely after being dumped twice since Christmas she'll appreciate my charms.
Mia: Even I'm not that desperate.

Edmund and Maria arrived home to find Maddie having a nightmare.
Maddie: It was so scary. I dreamed the bad man came back and tried to kill me.
Edmund: Don't worry Maddie. The bad man is dead.
Maria: Are you sure? I think that the body they thought was his turned out to be Chris Stamp.
Edmund: No, I think there were two bodies. Flanders was the one they wanted Maddie to identify in the morgue, then they found Chris later when they were dragging the river.
Maria: I don't know. Maybe the writers left it a little unclear so the audience would think today's nightmare sequence was real at first. But I still think it's not for certain that Flanders is dead.
Edmund: It's possible that with the writer change, no one really knows what happened.
Maddie: You guys really aren't making me feel any better. Maybe I should just move in with Lsysistrata. I'm sensing round the clock therapy in my future.



QUOTES

Alexander: Do you call it being protective to be accused of attempted rape by a mother and her daughter within a week of one another?
Michael: Please, please, they're insane, both of them.
Alexander: Like that girl in Milan -- was she insane, too?



TRANSCRIPT

Unverified in non-clip parts

***** (clip a) [Michael tries to get his father to join him in his schemes and they discuss Michael's rape tendencies (no Lena)]

[In Alexander Cambias private jet]
Alexander: You think you can topple Adam Chandler on your own?
Michael: No. I need your help.
Alexander: I want no part of some [amc030604a-inc starts] reckless scheme.
Michael: This isn't reckless, it's perfect. But I do need some capital and I need my access to the Cambias Industries database back. Look, think about it. You cannot go head-to-head with Chandler Enterprises and beat him at this. I'm on the inside here.
Alexander: You're taking risks with my company like you always have.
Michael: I am not! I am -- can't you see I am trying to protect you?
Alexander: Do you call it being protective to be accused of attempted rape by a mother and her daughter --
Michael: Oh!
Alexander: Within a week of one another?
Michael: Please, please, they're insane, both of them.
Alexander: Like that girl in Milan -- was she insane, too?
Michael: Ok, ok. Please, please don't. Don’t. Look, father, I -- I just want the chance to prove to you that I can be the son you want me to be. I can be who you want me to be. I -- I just need --
Alexander: Money. Computer access.
Michael: No, I need you. And you need me. I'm all you've got left, Father.

***** (clip b) [Next on AMC: Lena asks Greenlee ofr a job; Boyd warns Erica against going after Lena]

On the next "All My Children" --
[amc030604b-inc1 starts]
Lena: My visa's been revoked.
Greenlee: What does that have to do with me?
Lena: I need a job.
[amc030604b-inc1 ends]
[amc030604b-inc2 starts]
Boyd: Going after Lena is probably the worst move you can make.
[amc030604b-inc2 ends]
David: You lost your wife the second she slept with me, and now you finally got me back.
Jack: Do you think David could've saved your baby's life?



CLIPS

I have the following clips (incompletes are marked "inc"):
amc030604a-inc.mpg (12.1m; 1:11) Michael tries to get his father to join him in his schemes and they discuss Michael's rape tendencies (no Lena)
amc030604b-inc1.mpg (1.6m; 0:09) Next on AMC: Lena asks Greenlee ofr a job
amc030604b-inc2.mpg (684k; 0:04) Next on AMC: Boyd warns Erica against going after Lena

The above described clips can also be found on my shared folder on AIM (http://www.aim.com to download). My user name on AIM is kymtaborn. E-mail me with your AIM user name (ktaborn@lightspeed.net) and I will give you access to the shared folder. When you have access, you can right click my user name on your buddy list and then click on get file. That should get you into the shared folder. If you have problems, then tweak your firewall. The downloads are slow because it has to go through the AIM filter AND often there are a lot of people downloading along with you. I apologize for the slow speed but this is the only way that I can distribute the clips at this time.



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