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"Married With Fishsticks"  Episode 105/515


G:  "Come on, Eve.  Come on, it's all right.  Who's your favorite
auntie?!  Gaby!  Xena'll be back any minute.  I promise.  She's
just grabbing a quick bath.  Come on.  Hush, hush, hush, hush,
now.  Hush.  I'll give you a dinar.  I'll give you five dinars!
Oh, please."

X:  "All right, sweetheart.  Momma's here"

G:  "Xena, I can't figure out what's wrong with her."

X:  "All babies cry, Gabrielle.  It's just a fact of life, huh?
I'm her mother."

G:  "You're a natural."

X:  [Chuckles]

G:  "I thought _I_ was, but I lost my touch."

X:  "Nah, you're great with kids."

G:  "Xena, I don't have the patience to even raise my own."

X:  "You rise to every occasion, Gabrielle.  I don't think
motherhood's gonna be any different.  Don't lose any sleep over

G:  "Speaking of-- "

X:  "Hm-m-m-m-m-m."

Jox:  "Come and get it!"

G:  "Sh-h-h-h-h-h!"

Jox:  "Ah-hah!"

G:  "Sh!  Sh!"

Jox:  "Huh?!"

G:  "Quiet."

Jox:  "What?  It's not sleeping, is it?  Here's the grub for the

X:  "What's this?!"

Jox:  "You asked for baby food."

X:  "Babyback ribs are not _baby_ food, Joxer."

G:  "Eve doesn't have teeth.  How is she supposed to tear meat
from the bone?"

Jox:  "What, she doesn't have hands?"

G:  "You, me.  Town, now."

Jox:  "Fine.  Hey, you don't mind if I have some of those, do
you?  You can spare some ribs-- get it?"

G:  "Watch that tree."

Jox:  "OK, I'm comin'."

X:  "I know.  He'll grow on ya."


Man:  "She loves me-- she loves me not."

A Man's Voice:  "This way!"

Man:  "She _loves me_-- she loves me not."

Dis:  "Well-- if it isn't the ever-titillating Aphrodite.  I
almost didn't recognize you with your legs so close together."

Aph:  "Discord-- are you still looking for someone to shave your

Dis:  "You've crossed the line for the last time.  That pirate
you turned into a lovesick idiot-- I had big plans for him!"

Aph:  "All I did was give him a slight attitude adjustment."

Dis:  "How?  By cutting off his-- ?"

Aph:  "All right-- It's time someone washed your mouth out with
soap."  [Giggles]

Dis:  "Uh!  You're dead, Bimbolina!"


Aph:  "Love-40!"

Jox:  "What's goin' on?!"

G:  "Give me two guesses.  Aphrodite-- got a problem?"

Aph:  "Nothin'" a bucket of disinfectant can't fix."

Dis:  "Eat me, hosebag!"

G:  "Uh!"

Jox:  "Gabrielle!"


Crustacea [Crust]:  "Huh-h-h-h-h-h-h?"

Hagar [Hag]:  "Are you OK?"

Crust:  "Where am I?"

Hag:  "Sh-sh-sh.  You took a nasty spill."

Crust:  "I don't remember-- anything-- not-- not this place--
not-- not you-- not-- my legs!  My legs!  What happened to my

Hag:  "Just-- you know?  Fins when you're in the water, legs when
you're out?  You don't remember anything, do you?"

Crust:  "No."

Hag:  "Total amnesia-- that's perfect-- ly awful.  The kids and I
were worried sick."

Crust:  "What kids?"

Hag:  "Our kids!"



Crust:  "Oh-h-h-h-h-- that was so _weird_."

Hag:  "Wake up, my little cuttlefish!  Time-- to take-- your
medicine.  Hey, there's no need for that-- nothin' I haven't seen
before.  Here you are.  Drink it up."

Crust:  "What-- is this?"

Hag:  "Oh, that-- that's just som'in' the doc said'll help you
get back on your feet a little faster-- you know."

Crust:  "You-- "

Hag:  "Drink it down-- down the hatch.  That's it.  That's a good

Crust:  "No offense-- but who _are_ you?"

Hag:  "Me?  I'm your husband-- Hagar.  Huh?"

Crust:  "You-- are my husband?"

Hag:  "Oh, yes."

Crust:  "I don't have a wedding ring."

Hag:  "Oh-- oh, you must 'a lost it in the pools.  We'll getcha
another one.  Nothing-- is too good for the mother of my sprats.

Crust:  "Please tell me these kids are adopted."

Hag:  "Oh, no-- heh-heh-- we had 'em the old-fashioned way.  We
earned 'em."

Flipper [Flip]'s Voice:  "Row's doing it again!"

Hag:  "Keep the bed warm.  I'll be back.  Row!  I told you, keep
your tentacles to yourself!"

Crust:  "Maybe amnesia's not a bad thing after all."


Hag:  "Get out of the way, you blowfish.  Nice tail.  Oo-o-o-o-oh
[Snickers].  Oh, yes.  Now, that's what I call a lungfish."

Crust:  "This place is a sty."

Hag:  "Heh-heh-heh-hay!  Not for long!  'Cause now that you're
feelin' better-- you can start cleanin' again!"

Crust:  "Did we have a happy marriage?"

Hag:  "Happy as clams."

Crust:  "Oh!  Aren't there children-- somewhere around here?"

Hag:  "Kids-- "

Crust:  "I want down now."

Hag:  "Kids!"

Urchin [Urch]:  "Hey!"

Hag:  "Your mother has told you a _hundred_ times-- not to play
games in the living room!"

Row:  "Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h."

Hag:  "Now, let her-- down!"

Row:  "Uh-oh!"

Crust:  "Oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh!"

Hag:  [Chuckles]

Crust:  "Some kids."

Hag:  "Yes, aren't they?  In case you don't remember-- in
descending order-- that's Flipper."

Flip:  "Look Mom!  No hands!"

Hag:  "Quite the-- wiseacher.  Next to him is the curious one--

Urch:  "What's a sphincter?!"

Hag:  "Hm-m-- and who could forget little baby Row?"

Row:  [Squeals]

Hag:  "Oop!  Be back in a moment, my little sea mollusk."

Row:  "Momma?"

Crust:  "Yeah."

Row:  "Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!"

Crust:  "Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!  Get this slime bag off!"

Hag:  "Hel-- lo.  Didja get it?  I only had enough for one

Sturgina [Stu]:  "Stinger stingerray-- the ultimate mind-erasuh--
just like you asked."

Hag:  "Great." 

Stu:  "You know?  I'd never let you down."

Crabella [Crab]:  "Hey, _I_ paid for it.  'Course, with me, you'd
never have to."

Stu:  "I know you must be lonely since Crustacea walked out on
you, so-- "

Hag:  "Walked out on me?  Ha-ha!  Walked out on me?  That's a hot
one!  Heh-heh, no, no-- no, she's at the spa-- vacationing."

Stu:  "Too bad she's-- "

Crab:  "Back!"

Hag:  "Hm-m-m?"

Crust:  "Get this tentacle off of me!"

Stu:  "But that's impossible!"

Hag [Laughs]:  "Girs-- you know how the council is about family
values.  If I'm gonna win that re-election-- I'm gonna need a
mother-- for my children-- even if she's not the original.  Get

Crab:  "Oh, so you picked up some look-alike to play the part."

Hag:  "Yes.  Yes.  She has amnesia-- so now-- she thinks-- she's

Stu:  "And ya need this to keep her in charactuh, huh?"

Hag:  "That's right.  Please?  I'll do-- anything.  Thanks.  You
can show yourselves out."


Crust:  "Oh.  Uh."


Row:  "Oh!  Momma!  Momma."  [Giggles]

Crust:  "Come in!  Uh!"

Row:  "Whoa!"

Crust:  "Uh."

Crab [Gasps]:  "Wow, you look just _like_ her!"

Crust:  "Like who?"

Stu:  "Just like ya did before the accident.  We thought there'd
be more scar tissue."

Crust:  "Who are you?"

Stu:  "Only your best friends in the whole world!"

Crust:  "Oh.  I-I should've known that, I'm sure.  I-I have

Crab:  "Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.  So, _that_ explains the new look.
It's so not you."

Stu:  "And, it explains why you weren't there today."

Cru:  "Where?"


Crust:  "What is this place?"

Crab:  "It's the clu-u-u-u-u-u-ub.  Anyone who's anyone belongs
to the club."

Stu:  "Mermaids or not."

Trainer:  "All right, ladies!  Let's get those fins in gear!
It's time ta-- aquacise!  Ow-w-w-w!"

Crust:  "Hm-m."


Trainer:  "All right!  Everyone in the pool!  That's good!
That's right!  Now!  Swim toward me.  Everybody-- come in
together.  Come in together."

Stu:  "So, Crustacea-- have things gotten any better, you know?
At home."

Crust:  "What things?"

Crab:  "Oh, that's right.  The amnesia.  Well, maybe it's for the

Trainer:  "All right, now-- come in together-- smoothly, though,
smoothly.  Come in, together.  That's it-- smoothly, forming the
orb.  Oh-h-h-h-h-- beautiful orb.  Right."

Crust:  "What's wrong at home?"

Stu:  "Well, according to you-- everything.  The kids are

Crab:  "Yeah.  Flipper's a smart-mouthed brat.  And Urchin's a
budding pervert.  And Baby Row-w-w-w-w-w-- well, no one knows
exactly what baby Row is."

Crust:  "He's-- not really a pervert.  Did I say all that?"

Stu:  "You think we'd make it up?"

Crust:  "I guess not."

Crab:  "I'm tellin' ya, girl-- you've been ready to jump ship for

Stu:  "Not that we blame you-- especially since you told us Hagar
wants a dozen more-- just like 'em."

Crust:  "He does?"

Crab:  "Mm-hm-m-m-m-- we'll help you pack."

Crust:  "If the kids are that bad, I can't-- I mean, I can't
leave them.  I have to raise them to be better, right?  I'll

Trainer:  "Now-- holding-- and let the flower-- bloo-oo-oo-oom.
Oh!  That's it!  Ow-w!"


Hag:  "And so-- wise-- members of council-- if elected
president-- I promise that I _will not rest_-- until I have
established schools for our little fishes-- everywhere!  Thank

Boss:  "So-o-o-o-o-o, I heard your wife's back from vacation.
Hope she's happy to be home.  You know how important a stable
family _is_ to the council."

Hag:  "Well, um-- with all due respect, sir-- I don't think my
wife-- can remember-- when she's been so happy.  [Laughs]


Children:  "Na-na-na-na-na-na!  Na-na-na-na-na-na!"

Crust:  "That's funny!  Please, let me down now!  Come on, I-- I
can't feel my feet anymore!  Let me down!

Flip:  "Now!"

Crust:  "Oh-ho!  OK, that's enough!  Mommy's had a shower!

Flip:  "Come get it, Titan!  It's suppertime!  Now!"

Crust:  "Oh, no, no, no, no, no."

Crust:  "Shark!"

Children:  [Laugh]

Crust:  "Shar-r-r-r-r-r-r-rk!"



Crust:  "Shar-r-r-r-r-r-r-rk!"

Flip and Urch:  "Whoa!  Whoa!"

Crust:  "How did I do that?  All right, you're _al-l-l-l-l-l-l_

Urch:  "But-but-- but-- it was his-- oh, it was his idea, Mom!"

Flip:  "Don't listen to him, Mom!  He's lying!"

Crust:  "Quiet!  I don't care _who_ is responsible-- I don't know
how things used to be around here, but they're about to change."

Row:  "Oh-h-h-h-h-h, Mom."

Crust:  "Go to your room!  Move it!"

Flip:  "Boy-- she's _really_ mad."

Crust:  "Guys?!  Hey, wait a minute!  Help, I can't move!  Guys?!
Can you come on?!"


Boys:  "Hi, Dad!"

Hag:  "Hi, kids.  Oh, what a day I had.  Let me tell ya.  Murder
out there. What's for dinner?  I'm starved.  You know?
Sometimes, I wish I could just do what you do-- hang around--
play with my hair-- try and look pretty-- you know?  Nothin'."

Crust:  "Yah!  Children, will you please excuse us."

Urch:  "Yes, Mommy Dearest."  

Flip [Interrupts]:  "Yes, Mommy Dearest."

Crust:  "Hagar-- am I mistaken?  Or are you under the impression
that this house cleans itself?  That the dinner that _you're_
about to eat-- somehow-- jumped up on the stove and hopped in the
pot?  That our children-- taught themselves manners?"

Hag:  "Is my widdle cwab cake feeling underappreciated?

Crust:  "Now, she's feeling patronized, and that's worse.  I
don't care how hard you think you work, 'cause I work just as
hard!  Look what you did to my wall!  Now, look!  Mister-- You
and I-- are going to raise these children together-- because I
will not have them treating their spouses the way that you treat


Crust:  "Hagar!"

Hag:  "What?!"

Crust:  "Do you expect me to believe that I wear this to bed?"

Hag:  "Ooh.  Well, um-- no.  Usually, you sleep in the nude."

Crust:  "In your dreams."

Hag:  "Um-- um-- I-- boy."

Crust:  "Hagar, how exactly did we meet?"

Hag:  "Well-- it was a-- beautiful, sunny day-- " 

[[[[[[Song:  "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man-- no time to talk.
And music loud and women warm--
I've been kicked around, since I was born.

"And now, it's all right.  It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.

"Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive-- stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
You're stayin' alive-- stayin' alive.

"Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Stayin' alive-- stayin' alive.
Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  Stayin'

Crust [Interrupts]:  "Hi.  Hey!"

Song:  "Well, now, I get low and I get high.
And if I can't get either, I really try."

Crust:  [Giggles]

Hag:  "Coughs  Hey [Chuckles]-- far out.]]]]]]

Hag:  "You know?  There _is_ one thing I never told you."

Crust:  "What?"

Hag:  "I was only pretending to be unconscious-- so I could kiss

Crust:  "That's almost sweet."


Stu:  "Who does that cheap piece of tail think she is?"

Crab:  "Hello!  She thinks she's Crustacea!  And now, thanks to
you, she's buckin' for mother of the year."

Stu:  "How was I supposed to know she had a conscience?
Besides-- there's more-- than one way-- to skin a catfish."

Crab:  "You got another plan?"

Stu:  "Let's just say, I get the feeling something terrible might
happen to her!"

Crab:  "You mean like an accident?"

Stu:  "Accidentally-- on pupose."


Crab's Voice:  "I hope Crustacea likes calamari."


Crust:  "OK, OK.  It's coming.  It's coming.  There you are.
Yummy!  There you go.  Ow!"

Folks:  "Whoo!  Whoo!"

Stu:  "Crustacea!"

Crab:  "Wow!  What brings our best pal back to the club so soon?"

Crust:  "You.  Well, you said I should bring Baby Row to the
swimboree class, right?"

Stu:  "Of course, she did.  Amnesia must be catching."

Crust:  "You wanna go for a swim?"

Stu:  "Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h, but _look_ at you two!  Look, Crabella--
ain't they sweet?"

Crab:  "A regular portrait."

Stu:  "She's right.  We must preserve this familial moment.
Salvador!  Hello!  Dali-- over here!"

Crust:  "You have a portrait artist."

Crab:  "Oh, it's a very exclusive club."

Crust:  "Oh."

Stu:  "Now-- let's see.  Why don't you two go-- stand by the

Man's Voice:  "Ah, yes, a lighthouse on the rocks."

Crust:  "Well, OK-- here?"

Stu:  "Uh-- a little more."

Crust:  "How about right here?"

Stu:  "A little more."

Crust:  "Here?"

Row:  "Uh-oh."

Stu:  "A little more."

Crust:  "OK-- here?  You know?  Ah!  Help!"

Crab:  "Oh-h-h-h-h."

Stu:  "Guess she forgot to say, `Cheese.'"



Crab:  "Oh, no-o-o-o-o-o-o!"

Woman:  "Oh!  My God!"

Flip:  "Yeah!  Go, Mom!"

Urch [Interrupts]:  "Go, Mom!"

Boys:  "Yeah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!"

Urch:  "Come on!"

Flip:  "Go, Mom!"

Stu and Crab:  "Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h"

A Woman:  "Oh, my God!"

Man:  "Hey-- did she make it?"

Boys:  "Yeah-h-h-h!  Yeah-h-h-h-h!  Go Mom!"

Another Woman:  "Wonderful!"

Stu:  "Imagine that, Crabella-- an excaped [sic] octopus!
[Sighs]  We'er so glad you're all right."

Crab:  "Yeah-- We had no idea you knew how to defend yourself.
Otherwise, we never would-- "

Crust:  "Huh.  Well, I, uh-- I guess the swimboree class is a
bust for today.  Sorry about that.  See ya, ladies.  Come on."

Stu:  "This is gonna be harder than I thought."

A Man's Voice:  "I'm glad you're all right!"

Another Man's Voice:  "That octopus didn't stand a chance!"


Hag:  "Table-- for four."

Crust:  "Hagar, please tell me you had this delivered."

Hag [Sighs]:  "Ye of little faith.  Let your tongue-- be the
judge.  Clamburgers!"

Kids:  [Cheer]

Hag:  "See?  The kids love it."


Boys:  "Good night.  Good night.  Good night, Dad."

Hag:  "And don't forget to brush your teeth before you go to
bed-- even the retractable ones."

Boys:  "You said it already!  You said it already!"

Crust:  "Good night."

Hag:  "Good night.

Crust:  "What was the occasion?"

Hag:  "You were.  Look, I've been thinkin' a lot about what you
said about shared responsibility."

Cruts:  "Mm-hm-m?"

Hag:  "And-- after the way I treated you, you-- could 'a left,
but you didn't.  So, I just wanted to let you know that-- things
will be different."

Crust:  "You promise?"

Hag:  "Oh, yes."

Crust:  "Then you'll do the dishes."


Trainer:  "Come on, girls, let's pick it up.  Now, down the back.
Let's go.  Instructor's watching.  Let's go.  That's it.  You're
doin' good.  Come on.  In, out-- in, out."

Stu:  "We need a new plan." 

Crab:  "Oh, right, 'cause you're last two worked so well."

Stu:  "Question-- how do you deal with you excessive

Crab:  "Oh, yeah?  Well, I'm not the one with `Open all night'
monogrammed on my underwear."

Stu:  "You've been looking through my closet?!"

Crab:  "Truth hurts, don't it?"

Stu:  "Oh-- maybe you're right."

Crab:  "I am?"

Stu:  "Not about me!  About the _truth_.  We can't-- tell
Crustacea the truth, or Hagar will hate us.  But if she got her
memory back-- !"

Crab:  "-- then she'd leave him!  And Hagar would be mine."

Stu:  "Cut bait and sail on, Sister.  Hagar is mine."

Crab:  "Whatever."

Trainer:  "Come on.  Let's go!  And push.  And lift.  And push.
And let's go, now.  Come on, pick it up!  That's it.  Come on."

Woman's Voice:  "Whoo!"


Hag:  "Don't look."

Crust:  "Come on."

Hag:  "Don't look.  D-- you're gonna ruin it if ya look.  OK.
All right, now you can look."

Crust:  "It's beautiful."

Hag:  "Ya like it?  It's the coral gardens.  It's where I asked
you to marry me."

Crust:  "Thank you."

Hag:  "For what?"

Crust:  "For having a learning curve.  Hagar-- I never dreamed
you could take me serioiusly, but-- you have risen to the

Hag:  "You have no idea.  You know?  I should thank _you_--
because-- I am always at my best when I'm around you." 

Crust:  "I wish I could remember this place."

Hag:  "Maybe you don't have to.  Crustacea-- will you marry me?"

Crust:  "Hagar, I, um-- we're already married."

Hag:  "I know.  But I want us to start over again.  You know?
Like we did at the tidal pool."

Crust:  "We can begin again?"

Hag:  "Yes."


Boss:  "You must be awfully proud of yourself eh, Hagar."

Hag:  "Sir?"

Boss:  "Stroke of genius-- renewing your vows so close to the
election.  The other candidates are kicking themselves they
didn't think of it first."

Stu:  "You sure you switched the drinks?"

Crab:  "Positive."

Boss:  "Trust-- is the cornerstone-- of every relationship.  It
is the foundation upon which love is built."

Hag:  "There's something I have to tell you."

Crust:  "Are you nervous?  I am.  We've done this before."

Boss [Interrupts, In Background]:  "The rock on which it is-- "

Hag:  "Well, that's exactly what I want to talk to you about."

Boss [In Background]:  "-- no real love-- no serious commitment--
one heart to another-- each beating as one."

Crust:  [Clears throat]

Hag:  "Are you OK?"

Crust:  "Yeah."

Boss:  "And so-- if there's anyone present who sees any reason
why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony-- speak now,
or forever hold your peace."

[[[[[[X:  "Gabrielle?"]]]]]]

Crust:  "I can't do this.  I can't."

Hag:  "What?"

Crust:  "I am _not_ Crustacea-- I'm Gabrielle."



Boss:  "Hagar?  What's the meaning of this?"

Crust:  "You pig!  Why did you lie to me?!"

Hag:  "I-- um-- my wife is divorcing me-- and I was so concerned
with being-- council president that I-I lost sight of what was
really important-- being a good husband."

Crust:  "Mm-- hm-m.  So you thought I could just take her place,
and then you could climb the corporate ladder, huh?"

Hag:  "Yeah-- no-- I did, yes, I did at first.  I did at first.
But then I realized-- when I was making you happy, I was happy.
I'm sorry.  When I told you I-- I wanted to marry you, that was
for real.  And I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner."

Crab:  "Whatevuh!  The point is-- you two ain't gettin' hitched."

Stu:  "Mm-m-m-m-m-- seems like a shame to waste the minister and
the cake, wouldn't you say?"

Crab:  "My thoughts exactly!  I guess it's time to choose."

Hag:  "Choose what?!"

Stu:  "Your new wife!"

Crust:  "My best friends, huh?"

Crab:  "Hey, it's not our fault you don't know a good thing when
you see it."

Stu:  "So, who's it gonna be, Hagar?"

Crab:  "Um-- before you decide-- you should know-- that--
Sturgina snores like an asthmatic walrus."

Stu:  "You should _also_ know that-- every member of the council
knows exactly what the top of Crabella's head looks like-- if ya
get my meaning."

Crab:  "That's it!  I'm gonna kill you!  I'm gonna make you
insane!  Get off of me!"

[Cat fight]

Guests:  "Woo!  Woo!  Woo!  Woo!  Woo!"

Bouncer:  "Easy."

Crab:  "Shut up!"

Bouncer:  "Stay there."

Hag:  "Look-- after what I did to Gorb, uh, Gerbil, uh-- "

Crust:  "Gabrielle?"

Hag:  "Gabrielle-- I'm gonna spend some time alone and figure out
how to make it up to her."

Stu:  "I'm sorry Hagar, but-- we just can't allow that to

Crab:  "That's right.  If we can't have him-- no one will."

Stu:  "No!  Come back here!"

Hag:  "I'll handle this."

Stu:  "He's mine!"

Crust:  "Allow me."

Crab:  "Did not!"

Stu:  "Out of my way, fish food!"


Flip:  "Come on!  Nail them, whoever you are!  Yeah!"

Crust:  "What's a bloody nose among friends?"

Stu:  "I'm going to enjoy taking that ring off your severed

Crab:  [Screams]

Crust:  "If you wanted my finger-- all you had to do was ask."

Stu:  "Ew-w-w-w-w!"

Crab:  [Yells]

Crust:  "Perfect!  A-ha!  Thanks!"

Stu:  "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!  Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!  I'm gonna kill you!"

Bouncer:  "All right!"

Row:  "Whew!"  [Sighs]


Flip:  "Sorry about all the tricks we played on you."

Crust:  "It's OK, I understand.  Look-- never lose  your sense of
humor, OK?"

Flip:  "I'll miss you lady, whoever you are."

Crust:  "Me, too.  Urchin-- your curiosity is gonna take you many

Urch:  "What?"

Crust:  "That's very funny.  And you, little lady-- you have
shown me that I have more patience that I ever dreamed that I
had.  Listen, I need to talk to your dad for a minute."

Hag:  "Go on."

Crust:  "I think you should have this."

Hag:  "No, no, no.  Look-- I-- if-- if there is _anything_ I can
do to make it up to you-- I will."

Crust:  "Actually, there is something you can do."

Hag:  "OK, name it."

Crust:  "You go your wife-- your real wife-- and you show her
what you've shown me."

Hag [Whispers]:  "OK."

Crust:  "That behind the sexist, corporate-climbing,
self-centerd, lazy, stupid-- "

Hag:  "OK-- I-I get it.  I get it."

Crust:  "-- there's a man with integrity-- who learned from his

Hag:  "OK-- I can do that."

Crust:  "Here."

Hag:  "No-- no, you, um-- you can keep it.  It'll be something to
remember us by.  Besides, it looks better on you than it does on
me, so-- "


Jox:  "Ooh.  Hm-m-m.  Hm-m-m-m-m.  Heh."

G:  "What are you doing?"

Jox:  "Well-- apparently-- just what you've always want-- ooh!
Ooh!"  [Moans]

X:  "You wanna tell me som'in', Gabrielle?"

G:  "What a weird dream."

Aph:  "You almost drowned!  You were out for, like-- a whole

Dis:  "Thanks to this lemon tart."

Aph:  "Aren't you late for your delousing?"

Dis:  "Right-- that's it!"

X:  "Ladies, you wanna take this someplace else?  Unless you want
a taste of my new chakram."

Dis:  "Olympus.  3 o'clock.  Be there."

Aph:  "Ah!  I can't wait!  Your black eye'll match your outfit

Dis:  "Huh!"

X:  "Oh-h-h.  Oh-h-h-h-h-h.  It's all right."

G:  "Can I?  Can I try?"

X:  "I don't know.  You sure you're all right?"

G:  "Better than ever.  "

X:  "All right.  OK.  Sh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h."

G:  "Sh-sh-sh-h-h-h-h-h-h.  I have a new story for you.  This
woman fell into the deep blue sea-- and she found herself in
another world."


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