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Caption This No. 14

By Marian Pappaceno
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Caption This No. 13a

By Nicola Guest

01. "But...I wanted a Billy Bass..."
(from spacedog)

02. Argo returns from beyond the grave to protest Joxer's choice of taxidermists
(from Icebear)

03. Xena: Gabby's always trying to symbolise our love in strange ways, but a Wrapped Trojan? Do we need birth control? Am I missing a joke here? Why is everyone laughing? Where's Argo?
(from D. J. Hall)

04. Xena: Let me guess, this one is from Helen, right?
(from Thomas Healy)

05. Xena: "What, you're telling me my present is the entire Greek army?"
(from Joanne)

06. "Gabrielle, that thing BETTER be full of Greeks, or YOU are gonna be riding it without a saddle!"
(from Scribe)

07. Xena: (Thinks) Why am I nervous about my sixth birthday since I met you and Joxer?
(from Andjam)

08. Xena wondered what on earth Ulysses could have sent her.
(from A. L. Shaughnessy)

09. "Is it just me, Gabby, or can you hear muffled voices?"
(from A. L. Shaughnessy)

10. The latest birthday gift idea from Troys 'R' Us!
(from A. L. Shaughnessy)

11. Iolaus: Herc, do you think we should have cut some air holes in this? Herc? HERC?!
(from A. L. Shaughnessy)

12. Rob: Have we run out of story ideas that fast?
(from Xenitejen)

13. Gab: Let's open it!
Xena: My dear, you still have a lot to learn. Now go get my sword.
(from Xenitejen)

14. Xena: No, Gabby, it's not a real horse.
(from Xenitejen)

15. Xena: (spoken aloud) "It's...um...very nice, Gabrielle..."
(Thinks to herself) "There'd better not be anybody hiding in that thing, or else!"
(from A.S.)

16. Xena: Am I suppose to guess what THIS is?
(from Joanne)

17. Disclaimer: No Oversized Polynesian-Style Bamboo Horses was harmed during the production of this birthday party.
(from Joanne)

Caption This No. 13b

By Marian Pappaceno

01. Before the battle, Xena could only hope that "Bobo, the giant bouncing tongs" wouldn't meet the same fate as her old friend, Goliath.
(from M. Kremer)

02. Xena: Hey Gabrielle, this nutbread is great! Gabrielle? Gabrielle?
(from D. J. Hall)

03. Having been shunk in a pre-emptive strike of the surviving Olympian, Lachrimose, Xena choose the weapon in which she would do him in.
(from Thomas Healy)

04. Are these Prometheus' BBQ tongs?
(from GB)

05. "Come on, Xena - Let us see that TONG! Tong-tong-tong-tong-tong!"
(from Scribe)

06. Xena, being competitive by nature, takes her Rock, Paper, Scissors games _very_ seriously.
(from Icebear)

07. I wonder how much I can get for Titan barbecue tongs on Ebay.
(from Joann)

08. Unfortunately, when Xena took out the Olympians, she forgot to knock-off Lacrymose
(from DarkSpecter)

09. TPTB: "Not tongs! THONGS!! I want THONGS!! How the h*ll do you expect to rally enough support for a seventh season if we can't boost the ratings back up?!?! I say more lesbians! Less clothing! THAT'S what the people REALLY want to see!!!"
(from DarkSpecter)

10. Rejected Crossover- Xena meets Gulliver's Travels
(from DarkSpecter)

11. The crew took the bout between Xena "Thighs of Doom" and "The Rock" a little too literally...
(from Andjam)

12. ---
(from ---)

13. Newsanchor voiceover (ala Jim Dial) as picure is shown onscreen :
".... And in groundbreaking medical news today, scientists from the IAXS Medical Academy at Athens University have developed a breakthrough new microsurgery technique. As seen here in this lithograph of a gallstone removed from an unnamed merchant prince, healers are now able to ...."
(from Sheri Heldstab)

Caption This No. 13c

By Marian Pappaceno

01. Paramount vs. Creation: the Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object
(from Icebear)

02. Xena: What's a matter handsome? You've never seen a woman with many skills before?
(from D. J. Hall)

03. Lucy Lawless: Look Mr. Dorn I know you love playing Worf, but the writers who would be willing to write him in have been given the sack, thank God.
Michael Dorn: I know, I just wanted to know if you could put in a good word for me with Kevin Sorbo. Majel won't return my calls.
(from Thomas Healy)

04. Xena vs Worf
Human vs Klingon...
I still think Xena would win.
(from Joanne)

05. "No, I'm not a Saarlat, Worf - but I'll kick your *ss just the same!"
(from Scribe)

06. Gabrielle: (offscreen) By the gods, Xena! You've been shrunk and now you have to face some evil goon!
Worf: I am not an evil goon, and you will die for dishonoring me so!
Xena:Is this the best TBTB could come up with? This guy's no uglier than all the rest I've faced. Oh well. Time for his *ss whoopin.
(from Jeremy Root)

07. Worf: "Raaaaaa!!!!!"
Xena: "Oops... wrong universe..."
(from M.Seeck)

08. Worf: "I am a warrior; pleasure is nonessential."
Xena: "What are you, nuts?"
(from A.S.)

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