Whoosh! Issue 86 - February 2004

By Amy Murphy
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WHOOSH! Edition © (c) 2004 held by WHOOSH
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Bruce's Head
Bruce's Resume



I'm your pal Brucie, and I'm here to help you

Bruce Campbell

I've been trying for two years to pin this man down with no avail until recently on a wing and a prayer, suddenly, there he was. Mr. Campbell can be more then a tad daunting to us 'joe schmoes'. So when he said yes, I was like, 'Holy s***! What can you ask a person who's been asked it all, and he only wants ten questions? 'He's gonna eat me alive and spit my bones out!' No, I'm not hinting at an Evil Dead 4.

Mr. Campbell is witty, charming, straightforward, and very busy; so say it fast or shut up. Even when he's calling you an idiot, with his humor, the sting is taken right out of it. In a way he even limits himself by saying he's a B-movie actor. To me, he is so much more. In everything he's played, you will remember his character or something he said separating himself from the rest of the cast.

That's talent.

He tells you how it is, like it or not, with such passion and humor, no wonder his books hit the bestseller lists. The newest book soon to be out is Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. For some reason I have a satisfying urge to smoke a cigarette. He's doing a documentary A Community Speaks with his wife about modern day land stewardship issues from all sides. The man even played an Elvis look alike in Bubba Ho-Tep'.

his site:

'Role: "Elvis"
Release Date: In Theaters Now!
Official Website: Bubba Ho-Tep.com
"Check out this concept gang. I play a geriatric old geezer - a 70 year-old in a rest home who thinks he's Elvis. I team up with another old geezer at the home, Ossie Davis, who thinks he's JFK and together we set out to defeat the evil mummy, Bubba Ho-Tep." - BC

With some help, I pulled some kind of questions out and hoped he hadn't been asked them too often. You be the judge. Here's the awesome Bruce's head.

Bruce's Head

Okay, ME you can call Ash

Bruce Campbell as Action Figure
Ash from The Evil Dead

What would your dream role be?

Well, my dream "situation" would be to rehearse enough to make a character complete, and in sync with the director.

Does it seem that the press and public build up a celebrity just high enough to tear them down?

Yes, and that's too vast a topic to tackle.

Is something wrong with society when wealthy people have multiple homes while others struggle to survive? And who is at fault? The public? The press? Or the wealthy person?

Wealthy people get wealthy mostly because they work their asses off. The problem is, they then have to keep working to pay for all the stuff, so they're not necessarily the happiest people on the planet. Poor people are poor for a myriad of reasons, but poverty can be overcome. I recommend that your readers shoot for upper-middle class - it gives you enough moola without the baggage.

Does it seem like a celebrity can get away with anything, while a person on a lesser income would be pressing license plates without a thought?

Yes, and no. A celebrity can pay to defend him/herself, but a celebrity faces far more scrutiny over far more minor infractions. How many people are busted for pot every day? Yet, unless it's a member of the NBA, or a rapper, we're not interested. It's a 2 way street on that deal.

If your child wanted to go in the show business, what advice would you give them?

Whatever gets them out of bed in the morning.

Wait a minute--this thing's made out of candy!

Bruce Campbell as the King of Thieves
Autolycus from Xena: Warrior Princess

What foolish inconsistency is your hobgoblin?

Deciding how many questions to answer in an e-mail interview.

Are television and or movie studios running out of ideas? Or have all the ideas been used or are too challenging?

I'm in hell, because all the movies now are rehashed versions of the sh**** TV shows I suffered through in the 70s. Somebody save Hollywood!

Will there ever be classics again like Gone With The Wind?

Yes, and it can be done for under 5 million. Ca

Can there ever be a good person to elect in politics or do you just vote for a lesser form of evil?

If the system were different, different folks would run. Don't get me started.

What do you think about celebrity press covering hours about Jen and Ben while real events are ignored?

I think it's embarrassing, yet "celebrity press" is an oxymoron, isn't it?

Brisco was Firefly before Firefly was Firefly

Bruce Campbell as lawyer/secret agent/cowboy
Brisco County Jr. from The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

Can there be a good movie made without provocative sexual scenes?

Sure, happens all the time.

Or does sex just sell?

It does, but it's a pretty easy way out.

Are you satisfied in the way your career is going? Explain.

Sure. I make a living doing what I want. I live where I want, and I work as much as my travel tolerances will allow. My wife still loves me. Aside from that, what more does a guy need?

What is the proudest thing you have worked on? What are you eager to work on now?

Don't have a "proudest" because that can only be chosen from the old actors' home when I'm done.

What gets you up on those mornings you really don't want to get up?

That I don't work from 9 to 5 in a cubicle, and never have.

All you need is love... and?

A cash flow.

Yes, I'm really this charming. Cope.

Bruce Campbell

If you were God for a day, who's the first person you'd punish, how and why?

I'd punish any person who started a war, or killed another person in my name. I'd punish them by taking away their "boom sticks."

Given your level of talent, what does it take for another actor to keep up with you?

A curfew.

The world is going to end in 2012. What do you want to accomplish in your life and career before then? What would you like to be doing when the asteroid hits?

I'll be in Oregon, laughing while you're kissing you're a** good-bye. I'm not going anywhere in '12.

Why do you think you are so often cast as the smarmy guy? Typecasting or do you find you're most comfortable in that kind of role?

You're overstating the issue. I recommend that folks go to imdb.com and look up my whole thing if they really want to see what I've done. There are plenty of projects that have nothing to do with "smarm," so there...Having said that, I do like more "off kilter" stuff.

What would you wish for if you could have one wish granted, but only with the understanding that whatever you wished for, it would also be awarded to your worst enemy?

I would wish that I had no power over anyone else.

What have you learned from your writing? What made you want to write?

I learned discipline, and I learned that if I'm not careful, my writing will annoy me.

Is there one Christmas party that REALLY stands out?

Yeah, around 14 - I frickin' cleaned up. It was huge - never to be repeated.

What are the occupations of your siblings? What would you like them to be?

My siblings can be anything they d*** well please. My brother Don just got laid off by EDS in Detroit, and is about to do a tour as a reservist in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. My brother Mike works for Sun Microsystems.

Have you even been in an area directly affected by a disaster? What did you learn?

I was in the LA quake of '94. I learned that people aren't all a** holes - sometimes, they come together just fine. I was also in a head-on collision with a drunk driver in the summer of '03. I learned the value of sobriety, seat belts, airbags, and SUVs, as each individually and collectively allowed me to be here, harassing you today.

What sort of letter writer are you? What kind of correspondence do you keep?

I like e-mails, and I like them short and to the point.

What question should I have asked?

Will there be an Evil Dead 4, because I've never heard it before...
Stay groovy~

Bruce's Resume

The chin insisted on top billing

Bruce Campbell's book

Bruce's Site: Bruce-Campbell.com

Acting Roles
1. Man with the Screaming Brain (2004) (TV) (announced)
2. Woods, The (2004) (post-production) .... Joe Fasulo
3. Spider-Man 2 (2004) (post-production) .... Snooty Usher
4. Intolerable Cruelty (2003) (uncredited) .... Soap opera actor on TV
5. Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick (2003) (VG) (voice) .... Ash
6. Drugs (2003) (V) .... Bruce
7. Masters of Horror (2002) (TV) .... Host
8. Terminal Invasion (2002) (TV) .... Jack
9. Serving Sara (2002) .... Gordon Moore
10. Bubba Ho-tep (2002) .... Elvis
11. Spider-Man (2002) .... Wrestling ring announcer
12. Spider-Man: The Movie Game (2002) (VG) (voice) .... Tour Guide
13. Timequest (2002) .... William Roberts
14. Hatred of a Minute (2002) (uncredited) .... Soap Actor on TV
15. Majestic, The (2001) .... Roland the Intrepid Explorer
16. Hubert's Brain (2001) (voice) .... Thompson
17. Tachyon: The Fringe (2000) (VG) (voice) .... Jake Logan
18. Evil Dead: Hail to the King (2000) (VG) (voice) .... Ash/Evil Ash
19. "Jack of All Trades" (2000) TV Series .... Jack Stiles/Daring Dragoon
20. Icebreaker (1999) .... Carl Greig
21. From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999) (V) .... Barry
22. Patinoire, La (1998) .... Actor ... aka Ice Rink, The (2000) (USA)
23. Goldrush: A Real Life Alaskan Adventure (1998) (TV) .... Pierce Thomas 'PT' Madison
24. Broken Helix (1997) (VG) (voice) .... Burton
25. Missing Links (1997) (TV) .... Ray
26. Pitfall 3-D: Beyond the Jungle (1997) (VG) (voice) .... Pitfall Harry
27. Running Time (1997) .... Carl
28. Love Bug, The (1997) (TV) .... Hank Cooper
29. McHale's Navy (1997) .... Virgil
30. In the Line of Duty: Blaze of Glory (1997) (TV) .... Jeff Erickson
31. "Ellen" (1994) TV Series .... Ed Billik (1996-1997)
32. Menno's Mind (1996) .... Mick Dourif, Rebel Leader
33. Assault on Dome 4 (1996) .... Alex Windham
34. Escape from L.A. (1996) .... Surgeon General of Beverly Hills
35. Tornado! (1996/I) (TV) .... Jake Thorne
36. Fargo (1996) (uncredited) .... Soap Opera Actor
37. Congo (1995) .... Charles Travis, R.B.'s Son
38. Demolitionist, The (1995) (uncredited) .... Raffle Winner
39. Quick and the Dead, The (1995) (scenes deleted) .... Wedding Shemp
40. Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994) .... Smitty, Argus Reporter
41. "Adventures of Brisco County Jr., The" (1993) TV Series .... Brisco County Jr
42. Army of Darkness (1993) .... Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams/Evil Ash/Mini-Ash
43. Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992) .... John Loftmore
44. Lunatics: A Love Story (1991) .... Ray
45. Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat (1991) .... Robert Van Helsing
46. Mindwarp (1990) .... Stover
47. Darkman (1990) .... Final Shemp
48. Maniac Cop 2 (1990) .... Jack Forrest
49. Moontrap (1989) .... Ray Tanner
50. "Generations" (1989) TV Series .... Alan Stuart
51. Dead Next Door, The (1988) (voice)
52. Intruder (1988) .... Officer Howard
53. Maniac Cop (1988) .... Jack Forrest
54. Evil Dead II (1987) .... Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams
55. Stryker's War (1985) (uncredited) .... Video Newscaster
56. Crimewave (1985/I) .... Renaldo 'The Heel'
57. Going Back (1983) .... Brice Chapman
58. Evil Dead, The (1981) .... Ashly 'Ash' J. Williams
59. Within the Woods (1978) .... Bruce
60. It's Murder! (1977) .... Police Officer on Bicycle
61. Oedipus Rex (1975) .... Kreon

1. Man with the Screaming Brain (2004) (TV) (announced) (producer)
2. Community Speaks, A (2004) (post-production) (producer)
3. Fanalysis (2002) (producer)
4. Hatred of a Minute (2002) (producer)
5. "Jack of All Trades" (2000) TV Series (co-executive producer)
6. Army of Darkness (1993) (co-producer)
7. Lunatics: A Love Story (1991) (producer)
8. Easy Wheels (1989) (producer)
9. Evil Dead II (1987) (co-producer)
10. Crimewave (1985/I) (co-producer)
11. Evil Dead, The (1981) (executive producer)
12. Within the Woods (1978) (executive producer)

1. Man with the Screaming Brain (2004) (TV) (announced)
2. Community Speaks, A (2004) (post-production) (co-director)
3. Fanalysis (2002)
4. "V.I.P." (1998) TV Series (episode "Val in Space") (episode "Val on Fire")
5. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) TV Series (episode "Key to the Kingdom") (episode "The King of Assassins")
6. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) TV Series (episode "For Those of You Just Joining Us...") (episode "Full Circle") (episode "Redemption") (episode "Stranger and Stranger") (episode "The Vanishing Dead") (episode "What's in a Name?")

Miscellaneous Crew
1. Zombiegeddon (2003) (V) (special thanks)
2. Dead/Undead (2002) (V) (special thanks)
3. Rules of Attraction, The (2002) (special thanks)
4. Running Time (1997) (special thanks)

1. Man with the Screaming Brain (2004) (TV) (announced)
2. Nutt House, The (1992) (screenplay) (as R.O.C. Sandstorm)
3. Stryker's War (1985) (story)

Sound Department
1. Darkman (1990) (sound) (uncredited)
2. Stryker's War (1985) (supervising sound editor)

1. Community Speaks, A (2004) (post-production)

1. Comic Book: The Movie (2004) .... Himself
2. Hating Every Minute (2003) (V) .... Himself
3. "Festival Pass with Chris Gore" (2002) TV Series .... Himself
4. Fanalysis (2002) .... Himself
5. Making of 'Evil Dead II' or The Gore the Merrier, The (2000) (V) .... Ash/Himself
6. Men Behind the Army, The (1999) (V) .... Himself
7. Chiller Theatre Expo Video Vol. 1, The (1992) (V) .... Himself

Notable TV Guest Appearances
1. "My Life as a Teenage Robot" (2003) playing "Himcules" (voice) in episode: "This Time with Feeling" (episode # 1.11) 21 November 2003
2. "Duck Dodgers" (2003) playing "Pork Piggler" (voice) in episode: "K-9 Kaddy / Pig of Action" (episode # 1.6) 27 September 2003
3. "Player$" (2002) playing "Himself" in episode: "Fistful of Matrix" (episode # 2.2) 2003
4. "Charmed" (1998) playing "FBI Agent Jackman" in episode: "Witch Way Now?" (episode # 4.22) 16 May 2002
5. "Legend of Tarzan, The" (2001) playing "Max Liebling" (voice) in episode: "Tarzan And One Punch Mullargan" (episode # 1.28) 4 October 2001
6. "Beggars and Choosers" (1999) playing "Jack" in episode: "The Long Goodbye" (episode # 2.20) 6 February 2001
7. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Hercules, Tramps & Thieves" (episode # 6.5) 1 November 1999
8. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Takes One to Know One" (episode # 4.19) 26 April 1999
9. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Just Passing Through" (episode # 5.14) 8 February 1999
10. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Key to the Kingdom" (episode # 4.10) 11 January 1999
11. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Rob Tapert" in episode: "For Those of You Just Joining Us..." (episode # 5.9) 9 January 1999
12. "X Files, The" (1993) playing "Wayne Weinsider" in episode: "Terms of Endearment" (episode # 6.7) 3 January 1999
13. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "A Tale of Two Muses" (episode # 4.6) 2 November 1998
14. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Genies and Grecians and Geeks, Oh My!" (episode # 5.4) 19 October 1998
15. "Timecop" (1997) playing "Agent Tommy Maddox" in episode: "The Future, Jack, the Future" (episode # 1.9) 18 July 1998
16. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Vanishing Act" (episode # 3.20) 27 April 1998
17. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Tsunami" (episode # 3.19) 20 April 1998
18. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "My Fair Cupcake" (episode # 4.18) 13 April 1998
19. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "One Fowl Day" (episode # 4.17) 4 April 1998
20. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Porkules" (episode # 4.16) 16 March 1998
21. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Rob Tapert, Executive Producer" in episode: "Yes, Virginia, There Is a Hercules" (episode # 4.15) 23 February 1998
22. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Men in Pink" (episode # 4.12) 2 February 1998
23. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "King of Assassins" (episode # 3.8) 17 November 1997
24. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "Beanstalks and Bad Eggs" (episode # 4.1) 29 September 1997
25. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "The End of the Beginning" (episode # 3.19) 21 April 1997
26. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "The Quest" (episode # 2.13) 3 February 1997
27. "Weird Science" (1994) playing "Gene the Genie" in episode: "I Dream of Gene" (episode # 5.1) 5 January 1997
28. "Homicide: Life on the Street" (1993) playing "Jake Rodzinsky" in episode: "Justice: Part 2" (episode # 4.14) 23 February 1996
29. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "The Royal Couple of Thieves" (episode # 1.17) 19 February 1996
30. "Homicide: Life on the Street" (1993) playing "Jake Rodzinsky" in episode: "Justice: Part 1" (episode # 4.13) 16 February 1996
31. "American Gothic" (1995) playing "Lt. Drey" in episode: "Meet the Beetles" (episode # 1.7) 20 October 1995
32. "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" (1993) playing "Bill Church Jr." in episode: "We Have a Lot to Talk About" (episode # 3.1) 17 September 1995
33. "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" (1995) playing "Autolycus" in episode: "The King of Thieves" (episode # 2.1) 11 September 1995
34. "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" (1993) playing "Bill Church Jr." in episode: "Whine, Whine, Whine" (episode # 2.21) 14 May 1995
35. "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" (1993) playing "Bill Church Jr." in episode: "Individual Responsibility" (episode # 2.20) 16 April 1995
36. "Incredibly Strange Film Show, The" (1988) playing "Himself" in episode: "Sam Raimi"
37. "Knots Landing" (1979) playing "Joel Benson" in episode: "Say Uncle" (episode # 9.7) 5 November 1987

What do you mean, my contract says I have to make another Love Bug?

Bruce Campbell, one more time


Thanks to Kamouraskan for the beta.


Cynthia Ward Cooper. Bruce Campbell Was A Hit!. Whoosh! #05 (February 1997)

L. J. Maas and Murphy Wilson [Amy Murphy].One Step Beyond ... Uber, That Is. WHOOSH #49 (October 2000)

The "Inside the Head of..." series in Whoosh various issues


Amy Murphy Amy Murphy
Amy Murphy resides in Indiana, and is an avid reader of Xena: Warrior Princess Fan Fiction. If it exists in the Xenaverse, chances are she has read it! Murphy has also tried her hand at writing fan fiction, turning out two very nice pieces that reside on a couple of web sites throughout the Xenaverse.

Favorite episode: IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE (24/124)
Favorite line: "I Have Many Skills" --various episodes
First episode seen: TITANS (07/107)
Least favorite episode: LYRE, LYRE HEARTS ON FIRE (100/510)



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