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              WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS SHOW, ANYWAY?
                       IAXS Project #314
                      By sneech36@aol.com
                 Copyright 1997 held by author
                           465 words
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               What Is it about this Show, Anyway?

[01] I would love to answer to this question. The first
episode I saw I thought to myself "This has to be the
silliest show I have ever seen in my life." I mean, 
girlfriend was doing back flips up a tree!!!! And with
the help from her trusty horse she had the nerve to go
flying across a courtyard!!! But for some reason I
could not bring myself to change the channel. Needless
to say I have been hooked ever since. 

[02] I do not know how in the hades it happened. (This
is  happening to everyone I know!) One minute I am
lying in bed, eating dried apricots and watching TV,
normal and  sane. I am flipping channels very
leisurely. I stop on some chick single handedly beating
the crap out of a bunch of wild-eyed dudes. (I am
thinking,"THAT S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!") Since that
one silly show it has not been the same at my house. 

[03] At first I thought to myself, "I don't really like
this show. I am just curious. Yeah, that s it!
Curious."  Then I was beginning to worry about missing
episodes. This has prompted me to learn how to program
my VCR, just in case. And now it has esculated to the
point of me wondering, "Now, how would Xena handle this
or that?" HMMMM. All this is kind of scary. I am glad
to see that I am not the only one because then I would
have to go see the man in the white coat.

[04] So what is it about Xena? For me I think it is the
fact that she is a chick who kicks b*tt. It is about
d*mn good time. I am so sick of these wimpy females who
always need some muscle bound dude to come and save
them. (It seems to me that these women always trip and
fall when running from monsters or bad dudes. I am
always looking for the trip.)  They, the wimpy women,
are like" OH HELP ME SAVE ME!" Xena's like "I'll spank
you and tell you to like it!" I am sort of like her. I
am a tall chick with somewhat of an attitude. I can
make freaky eyes like she can. I try to be fair, just
like Xena, but do ever cross me. H*ll, I even sound
like her. Maybe I could play her evil sister!!! Now
there's a thought!    

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