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Bianca tries to blow off David
by mentioning Lena

Lena Kundera

July 16, 2003

(Lena mention)
Last update: 12/23/03

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Bianca Montgomery
Michael Cambias
David Hayward
Adam Chandler
Jackson Montgomery
Carlos Reyes
Erica Kane
(no Lena)


Bianca mentions Lena to get David off her back


From The Official Site at ABC.com:

No Lena mention (sniff)

From About All My Children

David accepts that she’s not going to tell him what’s wrong, but wants her to at least come downstairs so he can examine her. Bianca says no—she has a date with Lena and doesn’t want to be late. David asks her to see her own doctor by tomorrow and she promises she will. She asks if she can go now, and David agrees, “If you’re taking the stairs.” Bianca thanks him, and David tells her to take care of herself, eat something and get some sleep—he’s going to check up on her...

From Soap Slut

Bianca apologizes for upsetting David, she simply doesn't need his help here. He has to resign himself to knowing nothing, but asks her to at least go downstairs and get that check-up. Bianca weasels out of it by saying she's late for a date with Lena. He makes her promise to see her family doctor the next day and lets her go, but warns that he'll be checking up on her.


This all gay recap is by C.K..
Read all the All Gay Re-caps at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheAllGayRecap/.

Coming whenever C.K. sends it to me. I am looking so forward to it. A day without CK's recap is like a day without sunshine. I need my vitamin E, you know. We all do. Yes, I must contain my anticipation. But it's sooo hard.


This parody is by LizzieT.

Simone took Carlos back to the boarding house.
Simone: You're so hot Carlos. Let's make out. :::kaching::::
Carlos: I don't know. I really should go.
Simone: No, no you can't leave. I want you now. You're hot:::kaching:::::
Carlos: Did Myrtle raise the rent again?
Simone: You got it.
Carlos: If I made love to you now I'd just be using you.
Simone: Then use me Carlos. I don't care. You're hot. :::kaching:::::Of course I've just proved that my self esteem is right up there with my taste in men.
Carlos: I'm just not over Greenlee. I don't know why it didn't work out for us. She thinks she's better than me just because she has money.
Simone: Actually I think it's more a matter of talent.
Carlos: Now I shall make a few cryptic remarks to make me sound mysterious. Do you think I'm winning the audience over yet?
Simone: I can't do it. I just can't do it. There's not enough bonus money in the world to make this worthwhile.
Producer: SIMONE!
Simone: All right. Of course the audience loves you Carlos. You're hot. ::::kaching::::

Lots of action still going on at SOS.
Greenlee: Thanks again for your help Jack. It's too bad you're not my dad. I could have used a father like you.
Jack: I would have loved to have had a daughter like you. And let me give you some fatherly advice. Don't give your phone number to strange men in bars.
Greenlee: I won't. May I ask you a daugher type question?
Jack: Of course my child.
Greenlee: How often should I have my car serviced?
Jack: Why don't you let me take it in for you? I wouldn't want you to be out on the road in an unsafe vehicle.
Greenlee: Do you think we've hit the audience over the head enough for one day with this father daughter bonding?
Jack: I think so. I know Erica looks like her head is about to explode.

Mary: Look at them. Aren't they adorable together? I can just see them at the Father/Daughter picnic, winning the sack race. ::smirk:::
Erica: I won't let you ruin my life by telling them. :::hiss::::
Mary: What about Jack's life?
Erica: My life - Jack's life it's the same thing.
Mary: What about Greenlee's life?
Erica: Who cares? Just keep quiet or I'll reveal your terrible secret.
Jack: What are you two talking about?
Mary: Daughters:::smirk:::what else? Erica, tell Jack what you just said about daughters. Erica: Of course. But let me FRENCH kiss him first. :::hiss:::
Mary: :::grrrrr::: I was just telling Erica that the two of you should have all of your DAUGHTERS next to you on your weddding day. Erica: And I was just telling Mary that I had already asked Kendall to be in the wedding. She'll be the first to toast us with FRENCH champagne. :::hiss::::
Jack: That's my beeper thank God -er - I mean darn it. I have to go.
Mary: So do I. I'll just take my spaghetti with me. Ooops. I hope that won't stain.
Erica: Don't worry. Coral learned all about getting rid of spaghetti stains while I was living with Chris Stamp. Now let's go into the ladies room and continue screeching at each other about our terrible secrets.

Maggie: Is anyone going to let me out? Carlos must be gone by now. I think it's safe to come out.
Greenlee: I'll let you out. Did my mother and Erica spill anything about their terrible secrets?
Maggie: Not much. Something about Jack and France and long lost daughters and blackmail. Did Simone leave with Carlos?
Greenlee: Yes. You got rid of them nicely. I have to hand it to you.
Maggie: Hey, I was stuck with Henry for months. Surely they're not going to saddle me with Carlos too. One loser a year should be plenty.
Producer: MAGGIE!
Maggie: Oh all right. I'll take my plunger and go after them. :::sigh:::
Greenlee: I have the number of a firm that provides hired assassins. Let me give it to you.
Producer: GREENLEE!
Greenlee: Sorry. Go after Carlos Maggie. He's hot. :::kaching::: As for me, I've sworn off men forever - or at least until I run into the next newbie to hit town.
Newbie: You rang?
Greenlee: ::::clunk:::: Please, please, please, don't be another Carlos.
Newbie: You mean that guy that's so hot? :::kaching:::: Hey, my first bonus. I may like working here.


Bianca: It's nice up here, ok? There's a view, there's a breeze, it's quiet. For God's sake, David, I just needed a minute to myself, ok?
David: Oh, and so that's what caused you to come up here and dance at the edge of the roof?


Unverified in non-clip parts

***** (clip a) [Bianca hallucinates that Michael is on the hospital roof with her (no Lena)]

[amc030716a starts]
Bianca: Somebody help me! Please, if you can hear me, come out here, please!
Michael: There's nobody here but us, and nobody else can hear you.
Bianca: Stop it. Stop it. Stay away from me.
Michael: I'm not going anywhere. It's you and me forever.
Bianca: Leave me alone, please.
Michael: Come on, don't be that way, Bianca. Don't fight me.
Bianca: Don't touch me. Don't touch me, please. Don't touch me, please!

***** (clip b) [David saves Bianca from jumping off the roof while having a Michael hallucination (no Lena)]

[amc030716b starts]
Bianca: No! Please!
David: Bianca --
Bianca: Please, don't --
David: Bianca -- Bianca, it's me! It's me -- David!
Bianca: Oh, my God! David. Oh, my God!
David: It's all right, it's ok. I've got you. You're safe. I won't let you go.
Bianca: David --
David: Whatever this is, whatever's going on with you, I'm going to help you through this, all right? All right?
Bianca: Ok.
[Bianca cries]
Bianca: Thank God you were here. That was close.
David: "Close"?
Bianca: Yeah. David, thank you. Thank you for your help. I got -- I got to go. I got to get out of here.
David: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Bianca: What? What?
David: Do you know where you are?
Bianca: Yeah, of course. I -- David -- David, come on, I lost my balance. I'm not crazy.
David: Bianca, I brought you to the clinic to check you out because you had fainted. Your heart rate was elevated, you looked like h***, and then you skipped the examination, and you came up here. Why? What's going on with you?
Bianca: I just -- I needed air, David.
David: That's the best you can do?
Bianca: The best I can -- the -- the best I can do? My -- you know I hate hospitals, I hate clinics, the -- the smell. I just had to get out of that room.
David: What's wrong with the front door?
Bianca: It's nice up here, ok? There's a view, there's a breeze, it's quiet. For God's sake, David, I just needed a minute to myself, ok?
David: Oh, and so that's what caused you to come up here and dance at the edge of the roof?
Bianca: Can we just drop this?
David: No, we can't drop this, Bianca, not until you tell me what is going on.
Bianca: There's nothing going on, ok? I'm sorry. I've been very busy, and I'm stressed out.
David: All right. That's it. Our deal is off. You leave me no choice. I'm taking you to Erica.
Bianca: David, I really wish that you wouldn't threaten me.
David: That is not a threat, Bianca. It's a done deal, and we both know that your mother is not going to stop until she gets the truth out of you.

***** (clip c) [Bianca tells David she is not suicidal (no Lena)]

[amc030716c starts]
Bianca: Look, David, I appreciate your concern, I really do, but you're just --
David: You're afraid. You're afraid to tell Erica about this. Why?
Bianca: It's just stress. That's all it is, and I tell you something, the last thing my mom needs is another thing to deal with right now.
David: That's what mothers are for, Bianca -- to help you through these type of things.
Bianca: Have you seen my mother, lately? She's getting married, David. She's planning the wedding of the millennium. After losing Chris and almost losing Uncle Jack, she has finally found peace, and I am not going to mess that up with --
David: Mess that up with what?
Bianca: A misunderstanding.
David: A misunderstanding?
Bianca: Yes.
David: Is that what you're calling this?
Bianca: Yes!
David: Well, you were just about to do a belly flop off this roof.
Bianca: I lost my balance, David.
David: Oh, come on, Bianca! You were fighting me.
Bianca: Well, you startled me!
David: No! You did not want me to save you.
Bianca: Well, I don't need saving, ok? God!
David: Bianca, I know what it's like to stand on the brink. When Leora died, I wanted to bury the pain any way that I could.
Bianca: I'm sorry you lost her, David, I really am, but you're wrong about me.
David: Bianca, listen to me. These last couple of years I have seen you grow into an incredible young woman. How could you expect me to just stand by and do nothing when it's obvious to me that you are in pain?
Bianca: I'm not. I'm not.
David: I'm not going to let you kill yourself, Bianca. I can't lose another little girl. I can’t.
Bianca: David, I don't want to kill myself. I swear it. I want to live.

***** (clip d) [Adam yells at Jack for letting Michael out on bail (no Lena)]

[amc030716d starts]
Adam: Where have you been?
Jack: Tell me, Adam, what was so important that you had to have me paged?
Adam: It's Michael Cambias.
Jack: What about him?
Adam: Well, my investigator tells me that he hasn't been in his condo for days. He hasn't been seen since the storm the other night. He's gone. He's missing. How in the h*** could you let Michael Cambias make bail?
Jack: That was the judge's call, Adam, not mine, and you know how bail works. As a matter of fact, I believe you paid the bond for Michael the first time, didn't you?
Adam: I was setting him up, Jackson, so even you can win the case against him.
Jack: Well, you know, it's hard to win a case without a perpetrator. So much for your plan, huh?
Adam: Ok, find him. He has to be stopped.
Jack: Now, you listen to me. I am well aware of the danger that Michael Cambias represents to this community. So you tell me, why are you all of a sudden so concerned?
Adam: This time he's gone too far.

***** (clip e) [Bianca tells David she's looking forward to Erica's wedding and a trip to Europe with "a woman who's in love with me"(oblique Lena mention)]

[amc030716e starts]
David: You want to live? Then why did you push me away when I grabbed you?
Bianca: I just -- I panicked. That's all, David. David, come on! Like I would pitch myself off a roof right before my mother gets married?
David: That's exactly the way it looked like to me.
Bianca: Well, I would never do that to her -- or to myself, ok? God, David, you know, I have too much going on in my life right now to off myself. I have a great family, friends, a career, school. There is even a woman who's in love with me, and we have plans, David. We have real plans. She wants to show me Europe. She wants -- she wants us to follow our hearts, and I want it, too.
David: I'm happy you finally found love, Bianca, but you can't ask me to turn a blind eye from what I've been seeing from you lately. When I approached you in the park, you nearly jumped out of your skin, and then at Myrtle's, you fainted, and then this? Bianca, come on. Please, don't hide from me. Let me help you.
Bianca: Like you couldn't help Leora? I mean, that's what you meant, isn't it, when you said that you couldn't lose another little girl? I'm not Leora, David. I'm someone else's daughter.

***** (clip f) [Bianca tells David she can't talk because she has a date with Lena (Lena mention)]

[amc030716f starts]
Bianca: David, I don't mean to hurt you. You have been nothing but kind to me. I just -- I don't need your help.
David: You're not going to tell me what's wrong? All right. At least come downstairs and let me examine you.
Bianca: No, David. Look, I -- I have a date, ok, with Lena, and I don't want to be late.
David: Travel brochures, flight schedules?
Bianca: Right, right, something like that.
David: All right, look, do me a favor, all right? If you're not going to let me examine you, at least see your own doctor.
Bianca: I will.
David: By tomorrow?
Bianca: Ok. I promise. Can I go now?
David: If you're taking the stairs.
Bianca: Thank you, David.
David: One more thing, Bianca. Please take care of yourself, all right? Eat something, get some sleep.
Bianca: Yeah, ok. I will.
David: You better, because I'm going to check up on you.

***** (clip g) [Bianca hallucinates that Carlos is Michael (no Lena)]

[amc030716g starts]
[interrupting Simone and Carloes]
Bianca: Simone! What are you doing with him?
Simone: Carlos and I are just hanging out. Bianca, what's wrong?
Simone: What was that about?
[Bianca runs up to her room]
Bianca: Get it together. He is not real. He does not exist.
Michael: Why would you say that?
Bianca: Oh, God. Not again! Oh, no! Oh, God.
Michael: It's like I told you. You can't get away from me, not now, not ever.

***** (clip h) [Adam warns Erica about Michael (no Lena)]

Erica: Adam, Adam, you are a genius at corporate maneuvering. [amc030716h-inc starts] You really are, and, I mean, Michael may be smart, but he's inept. You know that. His emotions always get the best of him.
Adam: Yeah. Which makes him even more dangerous, Erica. I'm warning you. I may be on his revenge list, but so are you.
Erica: Well, Jackson is certainly doing everything in his power to get Michael off the street as soon as possible.
Adam: Yeah, well, until that happens, I strongly advise you to protect everything you hold dear, because he's gone underground, but he's out for blood.

***** (clip i) [Bianca leaves Myrtle's boarding house (no Lena)]

[amc030716i starts]
[Bianca runs down the stairs with a suitcase in hand and runs out the door]
Simone: Bianca, where you going? Bianca?


I have the following clips (incompletes are marked "inc"):
amc030716a.mpg (5m; 0:29) Bianca hallucinates that Michael is on the hospital roof with her (no Lena)
amc030716a.mpg (24.1m; 2:22) David saves Bianca from jumping off the roof while having a Michael hallucination (no Lena)
amc030716c.mpg (21.2m; 2:04) Bianca tells David she is not suicidal (no Lena)
amc030716d.mpg (9.8m; 0:57) Adam yells at Jack for letting Michael out on bail (no Lena)
amc030716e.mpg (17.7m; 1:44) Bianca tells David she's looking forward to Erica's wedding and a trip to Europe with "a woman who's in love with me"(oblique Lena mention)
amc030716f.mpg (1.3m; 1:30) Bianca tells David she can't talk because she has a date with Lena (Lena mention)
amc030716g.mpg (10.8m; 1:04) Bianca hallucinates that Carlos is Michael (no Lena)
amc030716h.mpg (5.9m; 0:35) Adam warns Erica about Michael (no Lena)
amc030716i.mpg (1,1m; 0:06) Bianca leaves Myrtle's boarding house (no Lena)

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