Whoosh! Issue 49 - October 2000

CAPTION THIS NO. 11
Exclusive to Whoosh!
By Nicola Guest and Marian Pappaceno
Content © 2000 by authors
Edition © 2000 by Whoosh!



Editor's Note: As a fun exercise, Whoosh! each month presents a cartoon drawn by Nicola Guest and/or Marian Pappaceno, and then invites its readers to send in their ideas of possible captions for the cartoon. All the received captions (unless deemed too wild and woolly) are published in the next month's issue. Submissions must be received by the 20th of the month to be considered for inclusion in the next month's issue.




Caption This No. 11a
Caption This No. 11b
Caption This No. 11c
Caption This No. 10a
Caption This No. 10b
Past Caption Thises
Biographies



Caption This No. 11





Caption This No. 11a

Hey, this is YOUR job now, cowkids! Send your caption right now!

By Nicola Guest
Send your captions to Kym Taborn.




Caption This No. 11b

Hey, this is YOUR job now, cowkids! Send your caption right now!

By Marian Pappaceno
Send your captions to Kym Taborn.




Caption This No. 11c

Hey, this is YOUR job now, cowkids! Send your caption right now!

By Nicola Guest
Send your captions to Kym Taborn.




Caption This No. 10a

Hey, this is YOUR job now, cowkids! Send your caption right now!

01. Fortunately, Enterprise personnel in blue shirts suffer no fatal effects from contact with Gabrielle.
(from crystal blue)

02. Rejected 4th Season Crossover
(from Jen)

03. Spock: "Hold...and...release."
Gabrielle: "Om shanti"

(from Virginia & Lourdes)

04. Spock: "Beam me up, Scottie!"
Gabrielle: (thinking) "Scottie? Whoa! Where's Xena?"

(from Virginia & Lourdes)

05. "...and God bless Mommy and Daddy, and deliver us from any more lame-*ss plot lines. Amen."
(from icebear)

06. Gabrielle: Okay, I get the peace, love and harmony thing but if you want logic, you've got the wrong TV show.
(from Thomas Healy)

07. "Forget the Way of Love Gabrielle, follow the Way of the Vulcan"
(from Jedi837190)

08. D*mn, wrong convention!
(from Julia Bradford)

09. Gabrielle: (Thinks) All I wanted to know was how to do that neck pinch Xena does...
(from Andjam)

10. This may all be very nice, but is it logical?
(from Andjam)

11. Spock: "Whoa...oh, wow...Gabrielle, this stuff you brought back from India is some gooooooood sh*t."
(from icebear)

12. Spock: Yes, squeezing your hands together like this does sound like passing gas; however, that is not the point of this exercise.
(from GB)

13. "And this is supposed to help me control my emotions? Like when Xena's about to be clocked by a bad guy, Joxer asks me for another date, or Xena uses another scroll for toilet paper?"
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

14. The next piece that Mr. Spock and Gabrielle will be performing in the Hand Noise Hooplah is....
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

15. Gabrielle: "Now press your hands together. It's great for the pectorals."
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

16. Jeff Probst offscreen: "Five hours into the final immunity challenge, and still neither Spock nor Gabrielle have moved. Hey, I think I can hear them snoring!"
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

17. "Umm...you're not a demon working for an evil god, an energy parasite who turns people to stone, a street magician preaching peace, or a psychotic, obsessed stalker with a skewed sense of justice, are you?"
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

18. Gabrielle: "So you do this every time Kirk is on your last nerve?"
Spock: "Yes."
Gabrielle: "Does it help?"
Spock: "No. But it looks convincing."

(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

19. "Just hope you're not typecase like I have been all these years. I had a career before I took that ***** job, a real career, I tell ya. Now look at me! The best gig I can get is a d*mn Trek convention. If one more person says 'live long and prosper' I'm gonna puke."
(from Christine Flora)

20. Gabrielle's next stage of finding her inner peace: alienism
(from Joanne)





Caption This No. 10b

Hey, this is YOUR job now, cowkids! Send your caption right now!

01. Xena: "What's this? What is Joxer's hat doing in the water? Hmmmm, something fishy is going on."
(from Virginia & Lourdes)

02. Xena: "Now this is what you call water pollution!"
(from Virginia & Lourdes)

03. If this is Joxer's hat then....(looks down) You perv!
(from ArtemisOK)

04. Xena: Joxer, you're taking this "I'm Attis, king of trout" thing a little too far!
(from Thomas Healy)

05. Xena: Hey Gabrielle, looks like Joxer was so enthusiastic about going fishing with us (his first time, after being with us 3 or 4 years?) that he forgot about his helmet floating away ... Gabrielle?
(from Andjam)

06. Anachronism and fishing ... what more could one ask for?
(from Andjam)

07. Just as well that this one got away. Much as Xena enjoys going fishing, she prefers tasty tuna over trouser trout.
(from icebear)

08. "This *never* happened when I used my hands."
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

09. "Now I know why they burned Superpole 2000!"
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

10. "How did that get....? GABRIELLE!!!!"
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

11. "Shoot! *That* one's not Hades' helmet either."
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

12. Xena catches a Lilliputian submarine.
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

13. Xena: "What kind of dinner do you want?"
Gabrielle: "I don't care, I'm starving here! I'll eat the first thing you catch."
Xena debates with her evil streak...catch something to feed the hungry bard or take her at her word and be kicked out of bed for the next month.

(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

14. "If I find one more piece of Joxer's armor, we're eating vegetarian tonight!"
(from Ambyrhawke Shadowsinger)

15. "D*mn! I thought for sure using Joxer for bait would have worked. Better go tell Gabrielle it's trail rations for dinner. On the upside though, we can split Joxer's."
(from Christine Flora)

16. Is it just me or did Joxer just swim in here?
(from Joanne)





Past Caption Thises

Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 9a.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 9b.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 8a.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 8b.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 7a.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 7b.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 6a.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 6b.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 5a.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 5b.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 4a.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 4b.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 3.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 2.
Click here to read the captions for Caption This No. 1.





Biographies

Nicola Guest Nicola Guest

I live "across the pond" in bonny old England, currently doing a Degree in Media Production, specialising in Animation. I enjoy directing, storyboarding and creating comedy scripts (I like comedy alot so that's why the funny episodes of XWP are my favourite!) I'm also getting into web design and have started to produce my own site: http://www.c-gue.demon.co.uk/. At the moment I'm living the typical life of a student and loving every minute of it.
Favorite episodes: A DAY IN THE LIFE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HELL, IF THE SHOE FITS
Favorite line: Gabrielle: "It's a SACK Xena" IF THE SHOE FITS
First episode seen: IN SICKNESS AND IN HELL
Least favorite episode: ULYSSES

Joxer-impaired Spice Marian Pappaceno
Click here for Ms. Pappaceno's website

Marian Pappaceno was born to the glitter city of Las Vegas in 1964. Always the tough gal, she was happy to play the role of the bad guy with the neighborhood kids, usually as a thief or alien-come-to-conquer-earth. An artist at heart, she draws constantly when not at her job in nuclear medicine. As mistress of The Temple Of Joxer, she does not take kindly to Ted-bashing and lusts after anyone who knows all the words to his song.
Favorite episode: BITTER SUITE(58/312)
Favorite line: Gabrielle with centaur dropping in hand: "...don't eat....Oh, thank you...thank you VERY much!" HOOVES AND HARLOTS (10/110)
First episode seen: FISTFUL OF DINARS (14/114)
Least favorite episode: THE TITANS (07/107)







Return to Top Return to Index