July 03, 2003

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SYNOPSIS

Aiden and Kendall go to the Caymans to hunt down CFO Bob (Lena mentions)

RE-CAPS:

From The Official Site at ABC.com:
http://abc.go.com/daytime/allmychildren/episodes/2003-04/20030703.html

Greenlee is shocked when she walks in and sees Mia kissing Michael. Greenlee is further taken aback by Mia's defense of Michael, not knowing she is working to set him up for a fall. Alone, Mia brings Greenlee up to speed about the plot against Michael. Greenlee insists on following Mia to SOS when she is forced to accept Michael's lunch invitation. Meanwhile, Aidan and Kendall track down Bob Barrett, Michael's accomplice in Lena's frame up, and "convince" him to return to Pine Valley to expose Michael's crimes. As Bianca asks Michael if he framed Lena, Kendall and Aidan arrive with the proof that he indeed did cause Lena's latest troubles. Jack arrives and has Michael arrested. Erica is thrilled to witness Michael's downfall.

From About All My Children
http://allmychildren.about.com/cs/recaps/a/bl20030703r.htm

Michael leaves and Mia explains it was an act, and she almost ruined everything! She grabs some tissues and wipes her mouth; Greenlee also swabs Mia's lips as Mia says he’s horrible! Confused, Greens asks why she’s pretending to be with Michael? Mia’s trying to help Aidan and Kendall bring him down; they’re in the Cayman Islands right now, hunting for evidence, and she hopes they’ll be back this afternoon. The receipt she found in Michael’s condo led them there; it’s where he sent the guy he used to frame Lena, and they’re bringing him back to the States. Greenlee thinks she doesn’t need to meet Michael at S.O.S., but Mia has to stick to the plan or Michael will get suspicious. Greenlee says she’s got to think of something because she cannot meet that psycho! Mia knows; she had a cover story in case he showed up, but then Greenlee showed up and it all went out of her head. Greenlee’s sorry her mental telepathy didn't kick in, but why she wasn’t told about this? Kendall got close to Michael so she could double-cross him and she almost got raped! Mia knows, and says the more time she spends with this man, the more creeped out she gets. They agree she’ll have to fake a headache or twisted ankle or something if he tries to take her someplace and Mia wishes she had Aidan as a backup. Greenlee says she’ll be her backup; if he tries to do anything, he’ll have to come through her first! Mia thinks that’s very nice of her, but she’s not a part of this. Greenlee grimly says she is now!...

Aidan and Kendall return to the shack where they changed into fatigues, hats and dark glasses. Aidan shoves a hooded man inside, and the man begs them not to hurt him. Aidan tells him, “That depends entirely on you, Mr. Barrett.” Barrett asks how he knows his name? Who is he, and what does he want? Aidan says Cambias offered him protection, but he can't deliver. “Just tell me what you want,” Barrett begs, “You want money?” Kendall smashes a bottle and holds the jagged glass at his throat; he cowers in fear as she exclaims it’s too hot for this, “Why don't we just kill the sucker now and get it over with?” Aidan argues they have their orders—they don't kill him if he cooperates, and they should give him a chance first. The “bad cop”, Kendall, demands, “Let me break me break his freaking neck before he gets away!” Aidan tells Barrett he can only hold his partner back for so long, “Let's cut to the chase—what do you know about Michael Cambias?” When Barrett feigns ignorance, Kendall breaks another bottle, and Aidan asks if he and Michael Cambias conspired against Lena Kundera? Barrett admits it—the scam was Michael’s idea, and the photograph was a phony; he never met the woman, and she wasn’t involved in the stock trading against Chandler Enterprises—it was all Cambias! He swears that’s all he knows, and Aidan says he’ll come back to Pine Valley and tell the authorities the truth. Barrett can’t do that—he’ll go to jail! Aidan tells Kendall it looks like she’s going to get her wish after all, “But if you break his neck, it's going to be over so soon that you won't be happy and you'll be moaning all the way home.” When Kendall says he’s right, Aidan makes a suggestion, “You know what "cayman" means?” Kendall says yes, crocodile, and Aidan agrees it will be really, really slow, just the way she likes it. Given the choice of being eaten by crocodiles or making a deal for a minimum-security prison, Barrett agrees to go with them.

Michael waits at the bar, and raises his glass to Bianca at a nearby table. Mia comes in, and Michael’s glad to see she made it past the guard dog. Mia agrees Greenlee tried to stop her, but she told her she makes her own mistakes, “This isn't going to be one of them, is it?” Michael says if it is, he promises she won’t regret it. He tells Mia he really likes where this is all headed between them, and tells her what he has planned for their 4th of July; he has one of the Chandler choppers on call so they can fly to New York and be over the harbor in time for the fireworks, “And then after that…” Mia asks that he please not tell her he was going to say they could make fireworks of their own! Michael asks what’s wrong with that?

Greenlee sits at Bianca’s table, and Binks asks if she wants to gloat about Lena's arrest? Greenlee says no, and she’s sorry about that. Bianca asks what she wants? Greenlee will tell her later, “Can you sit here and look friendly for five minutes, please? For once, we actually have something in common.”

Mia fawns over Michael at the bar as Bianca says they have nothing in common; Greenlee tells her, “We both loved Leo.” Bianca agrees, “Except that.” Greenlee says they now have a common enemy, Michael Cambias.

Michael looks over at the table and says she was followed. Mia tells him to just ignore her, but Michael can’t do that.

Greenlee tells Bianca that right now, Kendall’s trying to prove that Lena's innocent and Michael's the one who set her up. Michael comes over and asks if they’re the reason his ears are burning? Bianca says yes, “We were just talking about low a man can sink.” She wants him to admit he framed Lena, but Michael says she isn’t going to hear that from him today. Kendall comes in with Aidan and tells Michael, “Oh, yes, she is. Lena's innocent, and we have the proof!”

From Soap Slut
http://pub18.ezboard.com/fsoapslutfrm16.showMessage?topicID=91.topic

Wow, this opening scene pretty much takes care of all the yearnings for HetYay lately. For the time being anyway. Kendall and Aidan enter a shack in the Cayman Islands. It’s just as sweltering there as it is in Pine Valley. Aidan strips off his shirt, telling Kendall that they need to get changed for their little project. Kendall remarks about how she usually likes a little foreplay before she gets nekkid for a guy. Aidan amusedly responds that this whole thing is her idea. “Now come on. Off with that,” he orders. Kendall is only too happy to oblige and peels her wrap-like shirt open, revealing a black bra and takes Aidan’s belt off for him. I have industrial strength air-conditioning and right now, I’m about as sweaty as they are. This is some hot stuff.

Kendall reminds Aidan that in their upcoming game of Good Cop/Bad Cop, she gets to be the bad one. Aidan wants to make sure she’s up to the challenge. She gives a sultry laugh, puts his belt around his neck, pulling him close to her as she says, “I can get as bad as it takes.”

Cue the artsy camera pans around Fusion. Guess AMC is going for another Best Directing Emmy for next year. Mia’s sorting through boxes of VHS Sexiest Man entries. Note to the props department: put tapes in those boxes. Because when Mia plunks them down on the table, you can hear that they’re empty because of that hollow noise. Or maybe that’s just the sound Mia’s head makes when she’s trying to form a thought? Sorry, Prop Guys, my mistake. It can happen to anyone.

*sshole arrives, bearing flowers. Mia pretends she’s happy to see him. He wants to sweep her away but she has the excuse of being swamped because of their contest. *sshole settles for macking on her in the middle of Fusion. Greenlee enters the room, gets an eyeful of the proceedings and proceeds to beat *sshole with a cardboard mailing tube. There’s that hollow noise again. I’d think it was the tube but since Mia’s still in the room…

*sshole seems to be a giant wimp because he actually says “ow” when Greenlee hits him with that tube. He’s not happy but keeps up an amused façade as he chastises Greenlee, “You know, you’re only turning me on with that thing.” Wow, tube-shaped objects turn him on? I had no idea, especially after that HoYay-filled tussle with Boyd that one time. Why don’t you leave like Greenlee suggests? Go find your strapping blonde Adonis. I believe he’s languishing in storyline purgatory, soon to follow Frank through the black hole at Myrtle’s if he’s not lucky...

Mia sucks face with *sshole to prove to Greenlee that she wants his companionship. Greens looks ill—not as ill as when she does Carlos scenes but close...

Mia prepares to head out the door with *sshole when she (in a very obvious rehearsed fashion) slaps a hand to her forehead all, “I coulda had a V8!” She has some press releases that she still hasn’t done and begs Greenlee to take care of them for her. Greens has no sympathy and refuses to take up her slack. Mia promises to meet *sshole later at SOS and he leaves.

Mia yells at Greenlee for almost ruining her act. Greenlee is relieved she was faking and helps grossed-out Mia with the wiping of *sshole-spittle off her lips. Mia tells her that she’s helping Kendall and Aidan with a sting.

Speaking of the sweaty twosome… they’re herding a hooded Bob into the shack. Quick word on their outfits: Aidan is wearing khaki pants and a dark green muscle shirt. Kendall is wearing baggy, dark green pants (with a gun jammed into the belt) and a matching spaghetti-strap tank top. And hiking boots. A refreshing change from her usual stilettos. With the exception of their hats, I wish they always dressed this way. Hot hot hot.

Bob plays dumb to their “tough” inquiry about *sshole. Kendall yells that it’s too hot for this crap, picks up a bottle, smashes it and waves the broken end tauntingly in Bob’s face.

Mia worrywarts over Kendall, Aidan and having to hang out with *sshole until the whole thing is over. She whines that she had a whole cover story thought up for avoiding him tonight but then Greens showed up and the new thought process shoved the whole plan out her earhole. Greenlee volunteers to be Mia’s backup.

This next Kaidan scene is far more amusing than it’s supposed to be. It’s just that Aidan’s tripping over his tongue the entire time and Kendall is pointlessly breaking bottles everywhere. I’m just going to sit back with the mute button on and watch the pretty people sweat. To my surprise, Bob doesn’t collapse into a pile of laughter and instead confesses all. What a wimp.

You know, I think the biggest mistake with that last scene was that they gave Aiden all the dialogue. It would have gone much better had Alicia done most of the talking.

At SOS, Bianca drinks alone while *sshole sits at the bar with his own drink and leers at her. Ugh. Mia arrives and uneasily joins him. He tells her about his plans for their evening: to hop on one of Adam’s helicopters and see the fireworks in New York Harbor. He’s about to tell her his plans for later when Mia interrupts with a giggle and is all, “Oh please don’t tell me you were going to say ‘we can make fireworks of our own.’” *sshole’s expression right now is hilarious because that’s exactly what he was going to say. He indignantly replies, “What’s wrong with that?” Mia immediately stifles her laughter and goes, “Nothing,” with a stone-cold serious look on her face. “You’re… a very interesting thinker,” she covers. Wow, high praise, considering who it’s coming from.

Greenlee bursts into SOS. She composes herself and zips over to Bianca’s table, “May I join you?” “Why?” a suspicious Binks inquires. “I hate to sit alone and I’d love to catch up with you!” cheers Greenlee, “Is that so unbelievable?” “Totally!” snarks Bianca. Greenlee switches tactics and just begs Bianca to tolerate her presence for five minutes...

Bianca doesn’t think she and Greenlee have anything in common to warrant sitting at the same table. Greenlee points out that they both loved Leo. Bianca concedes to that. Greens states that they also have a common enemy in *sshole.

*sshole notices the evil glares coming from the Montgomery girls’ table and starts to head over there with a reluctant Mia in tow.

Greenlee quickly and briefly fills Bianca in on Kendall’s plan as *sshole slimes up...

Bianca wants *sshole to admit that he’s guilty of framing Lena. He won’t admit a d*** thing. Kendall and Aidan saunter in, fresh from their trip through InvisiSammy’s Magic Portal. Kendall gloats that they have proof that Lena is innocent.

Continuing with the suspenseful music, Kendall assures Bianca that the whole ordeal is over. *sshole will get what he deserves. He’s characteristically smug about how wrong he thinks Kendall is. He rolls his eyes at Erica and Jack’s arrival and tries to bow out on his date with Mia. She wrenches away from him, declaring that she’s quite interested in seeing the scenario play out. *sshole tries to leave all by his lonesome but Jack grabs his arm and has Sean do the honors of arresting his ass. The crowd at SOS looks mighty please to see this. Even those that work there. Guess *sshole was a lousy tipper.

ALL GAY RE-CAP

This all gay recap is by C.K..
Read all the All Gay Re-caps at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheAllGayRecap/.

Coming whenever C.K. sends it to me. I am looking so forward to it. A day without CK's recap is like a day without sunshine. I need my vitamin E, you know. We all do. Yes, I must contain my anticipation. But it's sooo hard.

PARODY

This parody is by LizzieT.

It was the beginning of the 4th of July in Pine Valley as Jack still tried to reason with Reggie.
Jack: Reggie, you have to testify against Luis. It's the only thing that will make this storyline go away.
Reggie: I can't. What if I get written out?
Jack: I wouldn't let them write out a child of mine. Don't you know you're like my very own son?
Reggie: :::sniff sniff::: I didn't know you felt like I was really your kid. Of course Lily's your daughter and she only shows up once every 5 or 6 years but....
Jack: Don't spoil the moment kid. Now let's tell Erica the good news. Erica, I've decided that Reggie is like my own child. It's not like I have any long lost children out there that I don't know about so I want Reggie to live with us.
Erica: :::sniff::::Oh Jack, I've been so selfish. How could I have kept you from.....from....
Jack: From what?
Erica: From ....from.....your dentist appointment.
Jack: I don't have a dentist appointment.
Erica: Then I'm not keeping you from it, am I? I'm so glad you think of Reggie as your child Jack. He's the perfect child for you. He's housebroken and everything. I'll let you keep Reggie and I'll even throw in Bianca as a bonus. Then I don't have anything to feel guilty about.
Jack: Huh?
Erica: Never mind.

Up at the cabin David was working on his formula.
David: Bwahahahaha! Stirring and stirring and stirring my brew! I'll get those dastardly Martins.
Leora's ghost: Hi daddy. I came back to visit you even though the other ghosts said I shouldn't. They all say you're a real whack job.
David: They're probably all Martin ghosts. I'm going to get my revenge on them Leora. You'll see.
Maggie: Hi David. Wow, you've got a whole lab up here don't you? There weren't this many test tubes in my chemistry class.
Leora's ghost: Is she one of the Fusion bimbo's Daddy? The other ghosts say that storyline is dragging this show straight to hell.
David: It's been nice chatting with you Maggie. Sorry you have to leave so soon.
Maggie: OK. I can take a hint. You look better today David. A little insane and you did keep staring adoringly at that chair in the corner but better. Will I see you at the 4th of July picnic?
David: I plan on being there. Oh and Maggie, don't drink any lemonade. It could be hazardous to your health. Bwahahahahahaha!

Greenlee found Michael kissing Mia at Fusion.
Greenlee: I've finally got my chance.:::whack:::whack:::whack::::: Die! Die! Die!
Michael: Hey, what are you doing?
Greenlee: Sorry. I thought you were Carlos. Mia what are you doing with this rodent?
Michael: She's with me now. She's dumping the bartender with the bad accent.
Greenlee: Aidan? Since when were you dating Aidan? Good grief, you make Simone look like a nun these days.
Mia: Michael and I are leaving now. Don't try to make me stay and get out my press releases.
Greenlee: Fine. Have fun.
Mia: I mean it Greenlee. Don't even think about ordering me to stay.
Greenlee: I wouldn't dream of it. Run along.
Mia: Oh all right. If you insist. I'll stay. Michael, I'll meet you later. Thank God he's gone. Where's the slime remover mouthwash? :::gag::::
Greenlee: I think Kendall still has some in her desk from when they were dating. So you really didn't want to go with Michael?
Mia: Gee, what was your first clue? I'm helping Kendall and Aidan get the goods on Michael. They're down in the islands right now acting like commandos.
Greenlee: I can't believe it.
Mia: That they're working to bring down Michael?
Greenlee: No. That the new writing team would try to do commando stuff. Didn't they learn anything from that awful Morgan storyline last winter?

Down in the Caymans, Kendall and Aidan captured Bob.
Kendall: God, I can't believe I'm doing this stuff. Just a few weeks ago I had those great bonding scenes with Erica that everyone loved. Now I'm reduced to this.
Aidan: Ey, don't groip. At least Oi'm not Carlos. Now Bob, be a noice bloke and tell us awl abowt yew're -uh -uh
Kendall: Scheme.
Aidan: Roito. Yew're scheme to -to -
Kendall: Frame .
Aidan: Roito. Yew're scheme to frime Liza
Kendall: Lena.
Aidan: Roito. Blimey, Oi'm aving a ard toim with me lines todigh.
Bob: I didn't do anything.
Kendall: If you don't confess I'll stop prompting him on his lines.
Bob: You don't scare me.
Kendall: I'll make you watch tapes of him in the Bahamas adventure.
Bob: ::::whimper::::You wouldn't.
Kendall: Oh wouldn't I? Then I'll make you watch a montage of Carlos' greatest scenes.
Bob: I confess! I confess! Boy, wait until the Geneva convention heres about this.

Over at the park Tad ran into Liza.
Liza: So I see you got free of the handcuffs.
Brooke: Ewwww, I don't want to here this. I think I'll go hang out with the angry villagers.
Tad: Liza, I need your help. Come with me to this special booth.
Angry Villager 1: Bring her to my booth. It's the flame thrower booth.
Angry Villager 2: No, bring her to mine. It's over here - GuillotinesRUs
Angry Villager 3: Aww please, let me have her. I'm running the Death by 1000 Scorpions booth.
Tad: Sorry villagers. I'm just taking her to the dunking booth.
Angry villagers: :::mumble mumble mumble:::::
Liza: OK. Now I'm all wet. I guess that's fitting payback for everything I've ever done to you. Now that we're even, do you think the angry villagers will like us together?
Tad: I wouldn't count on it. They've started a fire in the barbecue pit and I don't think they plan on roasting a pig if you know what I mean.

Over at SOS, things weren't going well for Michael.
Michael: I'm glad you're going to be with me on the 4th Mia. I think we could set off some pretty amazing fireworks if you know what I mean.
Mia: I don't know. From what I've heard, your bottle rocket is pretty much of a dud.
Michael: You're talking about me aren't you?
Greenlee: What tipped you off - the nauseated looks or the gagging noises we were making.
Jack: Michael, you're under arrest.
Michael: What for?
Jack: For being too disgusting to live. Cuff him Officer Sean.
Officer Sean: Can I put on one of those Hazmat suits first?

QUOTES

Kendall: Stick a fork in me, I’m done.
Aidan: Yeah. It's only going to get hotter before we leave. Now, get out of those clothes.
Kendall: Well, usually I like a little more foreplay first.

Kendall: This whole thing that we planned, the good cop/bad cop, remember, I’m the bad one.
Aidan: Are you sure you're up to it? It might get a bit rough.
Kendall: Watch me. I can get as bad as it takes.

Greenlee: Get out.
Michael: You know, you're only turning me on with that thing.
Greenlee: You're a disgusting pig!

Michael: No need to worry because Mia's simply moving up. She's moving on from that depressing cockney bartender to me.
Greenlee: Who? Does he mean Aidan? You're seeing Aidan, too?

Kendall: It's too hot for this! Why don't we just kill the sucker now and get it over with.

Mia: I had a whole cover story for when he showed up -- if he showed up. And then you showed up, and it all went out of my head.
Greenlee: Well, I’m sorry that my mental telepathy didn't kick in. Why wasn't I told about this?

Mia: The more time I spend with this man, the more creeped out I get.

Jack: I’ve got a list of criminal charges as long as my arm. I’ve got a long arm.

Bianca: You're guilty, aren't you?
Michael: Probably, but you'll have to be more specific.

TRANSCRIPT

Unverified in non-clip parts

***** (clip a) [Kendall tells Aidan she'll be the bad cop for their CFO Bob adventure (no Lena)]

[amc030703a starts]
Kendall: Stick a fork in me, I’m done.
Aidan: Yeah. It's only going to get hotter before we leave. Now, get out of those clothes.
Kendall: Well, usually I like a little more foreplay first.
Aidan: This was your idea, Kendall.
Kendall: Yeah, I know, and I’m very glad that you decided to join me.
Aidan: Oh, I intend to have fun. Now, come on, off with that.
Kendall: All right, all right. All right, already. Looks like you beat me to it.
Aidan: How's that?
Kendall: Well, this whole thing that we planned, the good cop/bad cop, remember, I’m the bad one.
Aidan: Are you sure you're up to it? It might get a bit rough.
Kendall: Watch me. I can get as bad as it takes.

***** (clip b) [Greenlee hits Michael with a poster tube at Fusion (no Lena)]

[amc030703b starts]
Michael: Well, you certainly work hard. Hi.
Mia: Hi, Michael. I didn't hear you.
Michael: No.
[gives her flowers]
Mia: Sorry. Those are beautiful. Beautiful.
Michael: Oh, thanks, thanks. Well, listen, I was hoping we could get away for a little while. I mean, it is a holiday.
Mia: Oh, yeah, yeah. But not for me. Our sexy man contest is really kicking into full gear, so I’m probably going to be here for -- ooh -- all hours of the night.
Michael: Uh-huh, uh-huh. And you're not just the slightest bit tempted to know what I had in mind?
Mia: Oh, I am so tempted. Please don't make it harder.
Michael: Well, what if that hothead Aidan Devane were to walk in here? What would happen then?
Mia: He won't, Michael. I just told him that I’m not interested, you know?
Michael: Mm-hmm.
Mia: Who needs that kind of jealousy and insecurity? Not me.
Michael: Exactly, exactly. So if you were to have your own private, two-man sexy man contest, I’d win?
Mia: What do you think?
Michael: This is what I think.
Greenlee: Let go!
Michael: Ow!
Greenlee: Let go!
Michael: What the --
Greenlee: Get out.
Mia: Greenlee!
Michael: You know, you're only turning me on with that thing.
Greenlee: You're a disgusting pig! Now get out of here. Get out of here before I call the cops.
Michael: Well, what do you think, Mia? Does Greenlee here have to call the cops?
[Mia starts kissing Michael]

***** (clip c) [Greenlee is shocked to hear that Mia is seeing Michael AND Aidan (no Lena)]

[amc030703c starts]
Mia: I hope that answers your question.
Michael: Mm-hmm.
Greenlee: I am not believing this.
Michael: Actually, I think it's kind of sweet how Greenlee cares so much about you. But you know what? No need to worry because Mia's simply moving up. She's moving on from that depressing cockney bartender to me.
Greenlee: Who? Does he mean Aidan? You're seeing Aidan, too?
Michael: Whoa, whoa, wait a second. You didn't know about this?
Mia: You're only my boss at work. That doesn't mean I have to take orders from you regarding my social life.
Greenlee: You call it social, Mia. I call it suicidal.

***** (clip d) [Mia tells Greenlee that she's only pretending to like Michael (no Lena)]

[amc030703d starts]
Michael: Well, listen, why don't we thank Greenlee for her wonderful advice and get out of this hot office, hmm?
Mia: That sounds like such a great idea.
Michael: Ok. Let's go.
Mia: Ok.
Greenlee: Mia --
Mia: I will speak to you during working hours, ok?
Michael: Happy Fourth.
Mia: Oh, my God! Oh, God. I can't believe this. I have an entire stack of press releases that I have to finish by tomorrow morning. I don't suppose you'd be willing to do them for me, would you?
Greenlee: I don't do your work for you.
Mia: I --
Greenlee: And they should have been done yesterday. So get to it.
Mia: Oh, thanks a heap. Real, real friendly.
Michael: Hmm.
Mia: Ok, so -- I’m sorry. I’ll just meet you somewhere. S.O.S.?
Michael: Well, you know, I can wait here with you until you're done.
Mia: You don't want to hang out here. She probably will never shut up.
Michael: Yeah.
Mia: I’ll hurry, and I’ll meet you somewhere.
Michael: Ok. S.O.S. It is, then.
Mia: Oh, great. Ok.
Michael: So I’ll see you in a bit.
Mia: Yeah, I’ll see you there. Ok.
Greenlee: Mia, press releases. What are you doing?
Mia: God, you almost ruined everything.
Greenlee: Ruined what? Oh, my God, it was an act?
Mia: Yes, of course it was an act. What do you think?
Greenlee: Oh, oh --
Mia: Oh, God, he's horrible.
Greenlee: Why on earth are you pretending to be with Michael?
Mia: I am trying to help Kendall and Aidan bring him down.
Greenlee: What?
Mia: Yeah, they're -- they're looking for goods on him. They're down in the Cayman Islands right now, hunting for evidence.

***** (clip e) [Aidan and RamboKendall rough up CO Bob (no Lena)]

[amc030703e starts]
Aidan: Get in there!
Man: Please don't hurt me.
Aidan: That depends entirely on you, Mr. Barrett.
Mr. Barrett: How do you know my name? Who are you? What do you want?
Kendall: Oh, you traveled a long way. You thought you were safe. You were wrong, honey. You were dead wrong.
Mr. Barrett: Who are you?
Aidan: Cambias offered you protection. But I’m afraid he can't deliver.
Mr. Barrett: Just tell me what you want. You want money?
Kendall: It's too hot for this! Why don't we just kill the sucker now and get it over with.

***** (clip f) [Mia tells Greenlee about the plan to get CFO Bob (Lena mention)]

[amc030703f starts]
Mia: Oh, God, it's almost over. Kendall and Aidan will be back this afternoon, I hope.
Greenlee: From the Grand Caymans?
Mia: Right. The receipt that I found in Michael's condo led them there. It's where he sent the guy that he used to frame Lena.
Greenlee: To discredit her as a witness against him.
Kendall: Right. So they're bringing him back to the States. Don't ask me how. I have no idea.
Greenlee: But if all of this is in the works, then why don't you just blow Michael off? You don't need to meet him at S.O.S.
Mia: I can’t. I have to stick to the plan. Otherwise, Michael will get suspicious and he'll alert that guy, and then Kendall and Aidan will be in danger.
Greenlee: Well, you have to think of something because you cannot meet that psycho.
Mia: I know. I did. I had a whole cover story for when he showed up -- if he showed up. And then you showed up, and it all went out of my head.
Greenlee: Well, I’m sorry that my mental telepathy didn't kick in. Why wasn't I told about this?
Mia: I don't know. I don't know. Because you weren't around. I didn't know what to tell you. Greenlee, it's not about you anyway.
Greenlee: Fine, fine, fine. But what are you going to do?
Mia: What I said I would do.
Greenlee: Well, you know Kendall got close to Michael so she could double-cross him, and she almost got raped.
Mia: I know. The more time I spend with this man, the more creeped out I get.
Greenlee: Well, if he tries to take you anyplace that you don't know it is, you're going to have to get a headache or twist your other ankle or something.
Mia: Right. That's exactly what I’ll do. I’ll just have to be very, very convincing. Oh, God, I wish I had Aidan as backup.
Greenlee: I’ll be your backup.
Mia: Really? You will?
Greenlee: Yes. Well, if he tries to do anything, he's going to have to come through me first.
Mia: Greenlee, that's very nice of you, but you're not a part of this.
Greenlee: Well, I am now. Come on, let's go.

***** (clip g) [RamboKendall and Aidan continue roughing up CFO Bob and he admits he never met Lena (Lena mention)]

[amc030703g starts]
Kendall: Kill him.
Aidan: We have our orders. We don't kill him if he cooperates.
Kendall: Yeah, but he's not cooperating.
Aidan: Let's just give him a chance first, shall we?
Kendall: No, no. Killing him would be a hell of a lot quicker.
Aidan: I want to do this my way.
Kendall: No. No way, no way, man. Your way is never any fun. You see? You see? Let me break -- let me break his freaking neck before he gets away.
Aidan: You're not making this very easy for me, Mr. Barrett. I can only hold my partner back for so long. Let's cut to the chase. What do you know about Michael Cambias?
Mr. Barrett: I don't know anything about any Michael Cambias.
Kendall: Come on!
[Bottle shatters]
Aidan: Did you and Michael Cambias conspire against Lena Kundera?
Mr. Barrett: Yes. But Cambias came to me. The scam was all his idea.
Aidan: Are you aware of a photograph that put you and Lena Kundera in a compromising position?
Kendall: You better answer him.
Mr. Barrett: It was a phony. I never met the woman.
Aidan: Right. So as far as you know, Lena Kundera was not involved in the stock trading against Chandler Enterprises?
Mr. Barrett: I know she wasn't. It was all Cambias.
Aidan: Cambias paid you to lie and to disappear, didn't he?
Mr. Barrett: Yes.
Aidan: Thank you. That's what I need to know.
Mr. Barrett: And that's all --
Aidan: Was that so hard?
Mr. Barrett: That's all I know, I swear. There's nothing else I can help you with, all right?
Aidan: Oh, yes, there is. There's plenty more. You can come back to Pine Valley, and you can tell the authorities the truth.
Mr. Barrett: I’ll go to jail. I can't do that.
Aidan: Oh, you won't go back?
Mr. Barrett: No.
Aidan: Fine. Well, there's no more I can do. It looks like you're going to get your wish after all. But if you break his neck, it's going to be over so soon that you won't be happy and you'll be moaning all the way home.
Kendall: Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Aidan: Can I make a suggestion?
Kendall: What's that?
Aidan: You know what "Cayman" means?
Kendall: Yeah. Crocodile. Ah, ah. So it will be really, really slow, won't it?
Aidan: Just the way you like it.
Kendall: Mm-hmm.
Mr. Barrett: You wouldn't really do that?
Aidan: Well, you see, that all depends on you. Crocodiles. Being eaten by crocodiles is a nasty way to die. And for what? Michael Cambias would sell you out in a second. If you cooperate, maybe we can make a deal. A minimum-security prison.
Mr. Barrett: Ok, ok, I’ll go with you.
Aidan: Clever thinking, Mr. Barrett. Well done, Bobby boy.

***** (clip h) [Mia meets Michael to keep him from getting suspicious; Bianca asks Greenlee if she wants to gloat about Lena's arrest (Lena mention)]

[amc030703h starts]
Bianca: Thank you.
[At another table]
Michael: I’m glad to see you made it past the guard dog.
Mia: Yeah. Well, of course, Greenlee tried to stop me, but I told her that I make my own mistakes.
Michael: Good.
Mia: This isn't going to be one of them, is it?
Michael: Well, if it is, I promise you won't regret it. What can I order you?
Mia: A white wine.
Michael: Oh, please, come on. That's not very adventurous. Another scotch on the rocks for the lady. Trust me on this.
Mia: Sure.
Michael: Well, I have to tell you, Mia, I really like where this is all headed between us. Should I tell you what I have planned for our Fourth of July?
Mia: Oh, boy, I’m afraid to ask.
Michael: Well, I have one of the Chandler choppers on call so we could hop aboard, fly to New York, and be over the harbor in time for the fireworks. And then after that --
Mia: Oh, please don't tell me you were going to say we could make fireworks of our own.
Michael: What's wrong with that?
Mia: Nothing. You're a very interesting thinker.
[Greenlee enters the bar]
Greenlee: Bianca, may I join you?
Bianca: Why? What, you want to gloat about Lena's arrest?
Greenlee: No. I’m sorry about that. I hate to sit alone, and I’d love to catch up with you. Is that so unbelievable?
Bianca: Totally. What do you want, Greenlee?
Greenlee: I’ll tell you later, ok? Can you sit here and look friendly for five minutes, please? For once, we actually have something in common.

***** (clip i) [Greenlee tells Bianca Kendall is trying to prove Lena's innocence (Lena mention)]

[amc030703i starts]
Bianca: Greenlee, I’m sorry, but we don't have anything in common.
Greenlee: We both loved Leo.
Bianca: Except that.
Greenlee: And now we have a common enemy -- Michael Cambias.
Michael: Looks like you've been followed.
Mia: Oh, yeah. Well, just ignore her.
Michael: Sorry. I can't do that.
Greenlee: Right now, Kendall's trying to prove that Lena's innocent, that Michael's the one who set up --
Michael: Hello, ladies. Are you the reason why my ears are burning?
Bianca: Yes. We were just talking about how low a man can sink.

***** (clip j) [Bianca accuses Michael of framing Lena (Lena mentioning)]

[amc030703j starts]
Bianca: I want you to admit it. You're guilty, aren't you?
Michael: Probably, but you'll have to be more specific.
Bianca: You know what I’m talking about. You framed Lena.
Michael: Oh, is that what you think?
Bianca: Yeah, I want to hear you say it. You're the one responsible. You're the reason she's in jail right now.
Michael: Sorry, but you're not going to hear that from today.
Kendall: Oh, yes, she is. Lena's innocent, and we have the proof.

***** (clip k) [Michael is arrested a second time (no Lena)]

[amc030703k starts
Kendall: It's over, Bianca. Michael's finally going to get what he deserves.
Michael: You know, you two are just pale imitations of your mother. She's been trying for months to extract some kind of wild revenge on me. But guess what, ladies -- I am still here. This day just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?
Erica: It sure does. Hello, Michael. Happy Fourth. We're here for the fireworks.
Michael: Good. Enjoy yourself, but if you'll excuse me, I have plans. Shall we?
Mia: Oh, no. I think I’m going to enjoy the show right here.
Michael: Fine. Well, if you'll excuse me, everybody. Thank you. Have a nice night.
Jack: I guess it's for the best because Mia couldn't go where you're headed, anyway. Officer Lyman?
Michael: What the h*** are you trying to pull here?
Jack: The best part of my job, my friend. The best part of my job. Officer?
Michael: Is this some kind of a joke?
Jack: No, it's not. I’ve got a list of criminal charges as long as my arm. I’ve got a long arm.
Ofc. Lyman: Michael Cambias, you're under arrest.
Michael: You know what? Jackson, D.A., You're going to regret this. So you better stop now before you embarrass yourself.
Jack: You're not threatening me, Mr. Cambias.

CLIPS

I have the following clips (incompletes are marked "inc"):
amc030703a.mpg (8.2m; 0:48) Kendall tells Aidan she'll be the bad cop for their CFO Bob adventure (no Lena)
amc030703b.mpg (19.7m; 1:56) Greenlee hits Michael with a poster tube at Fusion (no Lena)
amc030703c.mpg (7.2m; 0:42) Greenlee is shocked to hear that Mia is seeing Michael AND Aidan (no Lena)
amc030703d.mpg (16.7m; 1:38) Mia tells Greenlee that she's only pretending to like Michael (no Lena)
amc030703e.mpg (5.5m; 0:32) Aidan and RamboKendall rough up CO Bob (no Lena)
amc030703f.mpg (14.7m; 1:26) Mia tells Greenlee about the plan to get CFO Bob (Lena mention)
amc030703g.mpg (25m; 2:27) RamboKendall and Aidan continue roughing up CFO Bob and he admits he never met Lena (Lena mention)
amc030703h.mpg (22.6m; 2:13) Mia meets Michael to keep him from getting suspicious; Bianca asks Greenlee if she wants to gloat about Lena's arrest (Lena mention)
amc030703i.mpg (9.1m; 0:53) Greenlee tells Bianca Kendall is trying to prove Lena's innocence (Lena mention)
amc030703j.mpg (5.1m; 0:30) Bianca accuses Michael of framing Lena (Lena mentioning)
amc030703k.mpg (11.1m; 1:05) Michael is arrested a second time (no Lena)

The above described clips can also be found on my shared folder on AIM (http://www.aim.com to download). My user name on AIM is kymtaborn. E-mail me with your AIM user name (ktaborn@lightspeed.net) and I will give you access to the shared folder. When you have access, you can right click my user name on your buddy list and then click on get file. That should get you into the shared folder. If you have problems, then tweak your firewall. The downloads are slow because it has to go through the AIM filter AND often there are a lot of people downloading along with you. I apologize for the slow speed but this is the only way that I can distribute the clips at this time.

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