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By Nicola Guest
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By Marian Pappaceno
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Caption This No. 9a

By Nicola Guest

01. Xena: Blind date #1, have you ever mastered a staff, been an Amazon Princess, or been dragged down to the depths of hell by a demon?
Blind date #1: What???
Xena: Do you at least have blond hair?
Blind date #1: Um.....
Xena: (sighs) never mind!
(from AmazonWannabe)

02. "So the catch is that I have to go on a DATE with one of 'em before I can blind them? Oh all right...small price to pay I suppose."
(from Emily Mills)

03. Xena (whispering): Gabrielle, I thought we went through this with my mother! Besides, everyone knows I'm gonna ditch whoever I pick in the parking lot and go to your place.
(from Thomas Healy)

04. Xena, "Yeah sure, Bachelor # 3, you're **** like a horse."
(from ArtemisOK)

05. Lovely Host: Now, Xena, it's time for you to pick your choice. Are you having a tough time making up your mind?
Xena: (grunting) Tell me about it. From the answers they're giving me, no one matches my taste even if you paid me dinars just to go one with one of them.
(from Virginia & Lourdes S.)

06. Blond hair, abs of steel, your baby's co-parent? Nooooooo, I don't think any of them meet those requirements...
(from Carol Creech)

07. Xena: "Are these my only options?"
(from icebear)

08. "Now Xena, you have one more question. Describe your perfect date."
(from jan ouellette)

09. "BLIND Date, eh? Maybe it isn't just a myth...but I reeeally don't want to think about how a centaur manages that sort of activity..."
(from Emily Mills)

10. Xena would have felt less confident had she known that Gabrielle had rigged the show in Ares' favour.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

11. Xena was about to learn the first rule of showbiz - never work with with animals, children or centaurs.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

12. Despite Renee's best efforts, Lucy was totally unconvinced by the fake Liverpool accent.
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

13. "Xena, remember you said you wanted a guy who shares your love of leather underwear...?"
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

14. "Guy #2... If you could dress up as a room in your apartment, which one would it be?"
(from Lasse Makholm)

15. Joxer: A "dumb flunkie" and a centaur. Do they think they have to rig it this much for me to win?
(from Andjam)

16. "Um...are you SURE these are my only three choices??"
(from Kiwimate)

17. "Let's take a look"
"Um... is Gabrielle behind there?"
(from Joanne)

18. Host: So Xena, who's it going to be? The war god without a clue?
Ares: So Xena? You and me, are we on or not?
Xena: You still don't get it and you never will, but the answer still stands at no
Host: The dimwitted, misguided warrior?
Joxer:Uh, Xena, care to, uh, go out with me?
Xena:Why go out with me? You've got Meg.
Joxer: Oh yeah. See ya around Xena
Host:Or will it be horse boy?
Xena: I've done it with Borias on horseback, and I'm not going to do it with a horse. I'm going with Gabby.
Host:But Xena, she isn't one of the choices.
Xena: When I say she is one of the choices, she is one of the choices.
Host: In that case Xena, enjoy your date with Gabrielle
(from Steve Root)

19. Xena: Bachelor number 1, I like to fight, what do you like to do?
Bachelor 1: I like long walks in the moonlight and looking at myself in mirrors. Fight? Ha! My good looks win the day.
Xena: Bachelor number 2 same question.
Bachelor 2: I love fighting!
Xena: Bachelor 3, If you could eat any food what would you eat?
Bachelor 3: Hay.
Xena: I pick number 2.
"When the TPTB try a new stunt to get higher ratings."
(from Xenitejen)

Caption This No. 9b

By Marian Pappaceno

01. "Oh my god! They killed Gabrielle! Again!!"
(from Bret Rudnick)

02. "If Xena has a sidekick, I need a sidekick!"
(from jan ouellette)

03. "Oh my God, they killed Joxer! YOU B*ST*RDS!"
(from Perdicus)
(from Cyane)
(from Jim Cross)
(from Lasse Makholm)
(from Andjam)
(from Kiwimate)

04. Now we see where Kenny learned that trick.
(from Thomas Healy)

05. I think we've found XWP's latest target audience!
(from icebear)

06. Cartman: "::Gasp!:: You mean Ares is my father?"
(from icebear)

07. Yeah, right. Like that little perv Cartman could possibly be shocked at anything he'd read in an alt.fanfic anthology.
(from icebear)

08. She can kick me in the n*ts ANYTIME!
(from David Milligan)

09. Cartman: "Mom, if you wrote graphic alternative Xena fan-fic. You'd tell me, right?"
Cartman's Mom: "Uh...suuure, honey."
(from Emily Mills)

10. "This has warped my fragile little mind...kick *ss."
(from Emily Mills)

11. Oh no, Xena killed Kenny!!!!!!!
(from Randi Mogul)

12. "Hey, Xena really DOES kick *ss!"
(from A.L.Shaughnessy)

13. "Oh my God! They've killed the subtext! You B*ST*RDS!!!!"
(from Jasper Hedger)

14. Enough tree-hugging hippie cr*p!
(from Andjam)

15. Timmy's got Asperger's syndrome and doesn't need to do homework ever again.
(from Andjam)

16. They've only got main characters dying every season. *We* have characters dying every ep!
(from Andjam)

17. Kick the demon-spawn baby! Drag the sidekick!
(from Andjam)

18. What's with all the leather, and why does Xena keep telling Gabrielle, "You will respect my Authority?"
(from GB)

19. woooooo, THAT'S Xena?!
(from Joanne)

20. "Like, dude! are these chicks lebanese?"
(from Eyezoom)

21. Xena is just like Kenny. They never die for good.
(from Erica Li)

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