Whoosh! Bianca, when Lena sees me in this shirt, you will be history and **I** will be having a spa day!
Although Boyd has great taste in
shirts he can also be a stick in the mud

Lena Kundera

April 14, 2003

(Lena mentioned on Next on AMC)
Last update: 09/29/03

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Boyd Larraby (Marc Menard)
Bianca Montgomery (Eden Riegel)
(no Lena)


Next on AMC: Boyd telling Bianca that "If this is all for Lena, you know you're wasting your time."


From The Official Site at ABC.com:

No mention of Lena

From About All My Children

Next on All My Children:
Seeing Bianca dressed up for her date, Boyd tells her if this is all for Lena, she's wasting her time.
Jack looks at the tabloid headlines and wonders aloud, "All right, Chris, what's your next move?"
Maureen asks David, "If I gave you enough money, could you make sure that I stay Maureen Gorman?"
When Kendall tells Michael there's nothing she wouldn't do for him, he replies, "Well, what if I ask you to prove it to me - with Boyd?"

From Soap Slut

On the next All My Children
Boyd tells Bianca that she’s wasting her finely dressed self on Lena.
Jack ponders Chris’s next move.
Mauria begs David to make sure that she stays an amnesiac.
The *sshat wants Kendall to prove her devotion to him with Boyd.


This parody is by LizzieT.

No Lena parts today because there was no Lena in the actual show, only the "Next on AMC" who only want a Lena fix

It was morning in Pine Valley as Tad and Joe met for breakfast.
Joe: I have to hurry. I have a meeting at the hospital.
Tad: I don't have to hurry. I'm not sure where I work - or even if I have a job.
Lysistrata: Joe Martin! I can't believe it's you. :::kiss kiss kiss::::
Tad: Great, my son gets a story with a hooker and now my day is kissing Lysistrata. What about me?
Joe: Son, I'd be willing to do a triangle story. Think about it and get back to me.

Later Maria came to Joe after having a terrible nightmare.
Maria: It was awful Dr. Martin. I dreamed I was in a wedding dress but the only guest at the wedding was Maria. She told me I wasn't real. But I am real aren't I?
Joe: Of course you are. At least most of you is real.
Maria: I'm so scared. If I get my memory back will I turn into Maria? You wouldn't believe the awful hat she was wearing in my nightmare. Will I have to dress like that? And what about Aidan? I don't think I could stand to give him up. I hadn't really lived until he offered me his spotted dick.
Joe: ::::snore::::: Ooops, sorry. Maybe you should talk to Dr. McMillan about this.
Maria: I don't trust him. He's never the same person twice. I want you to help me.
Joe: Look Maria, here are your original brain scans. As you can see, there's hardly any activity. I'll make an appointment with a neurologist and we'll see if there's been any improvement. Or you could do what everyone else in Pine Valley does whenever anything is wrong.
Maria: Ask my agent to get me out of my contract?
Joe: No, go to David Hayward.

Chris met with his hit man.
Flanders: So youse want I should take out Montgomery for you?
Chris: Not yet. Just dig up some dirt on him. He's talking about running for governor.
Flanders: De election was last year. Why don't youse just let me rub him out?
Chris: Don't do anything until I tell youse.
Flanders: What about Erica Kane?
Chris: Ericer! Slllooowwwwllllyyyy I turned, step by step, murder in my heart.
Flanders: Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned de dame.

Brooke found Jack playing basketball.
Brooke: I heard you asked Erica to marry you again. Are you insane? You can't resurrect an old storyline Jack. It never works.
Jack: You and Edmund resurrected your old storyline.
Brooke: And look what happened there. His wife came back from the dead.
Jack: Erica and I already did the "ex comes back from the dead" story. We also did the "she married my brother" storyline and the "my wife drove off a cliff" storyline. I think this time there's nothing more that can stand in our way.
Brooke: What about Chris? I've heard he's running around town doing old vaudeville routines since his break-up with Erica.
Chris: Ericer! Slllowwwllyyy I turned, step by step, murder in my heart.
Jack: What do you want Stamp?
Chris: I want youse to forget about marrying Ericer. Youse took advantage of her. Youse hated it dat we was gonna get hitched so youse broke us up. Youse probably enjoyed dis whole thing.
Jack: I didn't enjoy it. Well except for the part where I boinked her. I really really really -
Chris: Slllowwwwlllyy I turned -
Aidan: Old it mite. Back off Oi say.
Chris: All right. But I warned youse.
Jack: What are you doing here?
Aidan: Oi cime to warn yew mite. Chris met with a it man. He wonts to urt yew.
Jack: How do you know?
Aidan: Oi put a tipe recorder in is scrambled eggs. Got the ole thing on tipe. Yew'd better wotch out mite.

Edmund took Mia to see the Wildwind Chapel.
Edmund: Here's where I almost married Brooke. When I saw her coming down the aisle I thought she was the only woman I had ever really loved. Then I found out Maria was still alive and I thought she was the only woman I ever really loved. I felt just like Erica Kane.
Maddie: Get her out of here! A Fusion Bimbo in the chapel is a desecration.
Edmund: You've been spending time with Abeula again haven't you?
Mia: Don't worry Maddie. Your daddy and I are probably just a complication more than a real couple. I won't come to the chapel if it bothers you. But I like your daddy so I may hang out at the house. You might even see me wearing revealing underwear in his bedroom if you don't knock before you come in.
Maddie: Just as long as you don't get married. The last time I was a flower girl was the beginning of the latest chapter of my childhood trauma. My therapist says by the time I'm grown she'll be a millionaire. I'm going to find Sam.
Edmund: Who?


Unverified in non-clip parts

***** (clip a) [On the Next AMC; Boyd mentions Lena to Bianca: you're wasting your time]

On the next "All My Children" --
[amc030414a-inc starts]
Boyd: If this is all for Lena, you know you're wasting your time.
[amc030414a-inc ends]
Jack: All right, Chris, what's your next move?
Maria: If I gave you enough money, could you make sure that I stayed Maureen Gorman?
Kendall: There is nothing that I wouldn't do for you.
Michael: Well, what if I ask you to prove it to me with Boyd?
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I have the following clips:
amc030414a-inc.mpg (1.1m; 0:06) On the Next AMC; Boyd mentions Lena to Bianca: you're wasting your time

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