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November 18, 2001

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Sunday November 18 2001 10:42PST

By Alex Poindexter - Uber Media Writer


CLEVELAND, OHIO (UM) - Xena dolls are flying off the shelves again, but this time not into the waiting arms of little girls and lesbians everywhere. Toy manufacturers are refurbishing unsold Xena dolls to reflect Lucy Lawless' new role on the X-Files. The dolls will be stripped naked, coated with a flesh-tone waterproof body suit, and fitted with a KungFu grip.

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