Dispatches from Alex Poindexter
Uber News from Across the World
November 18, 2001
Sunday November 18 2001 10:42PST
By Alex Poindexter - Uber Media Writer
TOYMAKER RECALLS XENA DOLLS
CLEVELAND, OHIO (UM) - Xena dolls are flying off the shelves again, but this time not into the waiting arms of little girls and lesbians everywhere. Toy manufacturers are refurbishing unsold Xena dolls to reflect Lucy Lawless' new role on the X-Files. The dolls will be stripped naked, coated with a flesh-tone waterproof body suit, and fitted with a KungFu grip.
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