Caption This No. 16
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Caption This No. 16

By Marian Pappaceno

01. Joxer (singing): .....And, on this farm, he had some chickens. E I E I O
Ares: And just when I thought the idiot would stay dead this time. (to Joxer, yelling) You just HAD to bring up the chickens, didn't you?!
(from Thomas Healy)

02. Kevin smith wonders if Ted Raimi will be joining him at the cabaret this year.
(from Jen)

03. Joxer: "Ooooh... Joxer the Mighty, roams around the theatre.
Never needs a place to hide.
You can never run away, Joxer's singing all the way.
If you think I've gone off pitch. Well, ain't that quite a b****.
Ares: Uuuuuggghhh, SHUT UP, Joxer!
Joxer: I'm Joxer! Joxer the Miiii...aaahhhh!!
[Ares chases Joxer around the theatre]
Ares: I may have lost my godhood but I can still beat you up!
(from Joanne)

04. Joxer: "Old Ares Had A Farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he had a dog, E I E I O, with a lick lick here, a lick lick there, here a lick, there a lick, everywhere a lick lick."
(from Virginia & Lourdes)

05. Joxer: "Joxer the mighty, roaming through the countryside, never needs a place to hide......."
Ares: "If I only had my powers......."
(from Wanderer)

06. Ghost of Joxer: "Joxer the Mighty, he's very tidy..."
Ares: "Turn it off, man, turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
(from Perdicus)

07. Ares: I hope this isn't the "Joxer the Mighty wears tighty whiteys" verse again.
(from Lawyer Princess)

08. Ares: When will I learn?! Mead, karaoke, and Joxer DO NOT MIX!!
(from Linda Kennedy)

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