Whoosh!

Issue 55

Vivimus ut serviamus


Welcome to Whoosh!, the Journal of the International Association of Xena Studies.
Here you will find essays, articles, commentaries, and various analyses of the television show
Xena: Warrior Princess (XWP)


This Month in the Xenaverse
Today in the Universe




Updates:
Episode Guide: 04-29-01 Airing Schedule: 03-26-01
NGR: 04-26-01 The Xena FAQ: 07-08-00
WHOOSH In the News: 01-05-01 Über über Alles: 02/20/01
On The Road: 02-03-01 IAXS FAQs: 10-14-99



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SPECIAL SERIES-ENDER SUPER-SPOILER ISSUE


Why It's Not Fair That All The Characters Die in a Final Scene of Conflagration
By Nukem Tilltheyglow (fireball@XL5.com)
They Finally Did It! See the Scans of Big Kiss Scene From Full Frontal Nudity European Version
By Pop Arazzi (snapem@shameless.com)
How 'I Love You' Got Mis-Translated to 'Drop Dead' in Close-Caption Scandal
By Hellen Koehler (newt@blindcavefish.net)
New Zealand Economy Collapses In Aftermath of Renaissance Departure
By Harold Wilson (will@workforfood.co.nz)
Never Before Seen Scripts From Episodes That Would Have Made It to the Seventh Season, Including: MICHAEL RETURNS: THE WRATH OF THE GOD OF LIGHT, HORSING AROUND, DAUGHTER OF CALLISTO, and THE GEEZERS OF AMPHIPOLIS
By Earnest Hemmingwish (barrell@bottomof.com)
Argo Spinoff Only Sees Green Lights and Green Pastures
By Mr. Ed Productions (letthemeathay@equine.net)
Script to FRIEND IN NEED II Found in Dumpster Behind Fishmonger's: Script Stinks
By Laura Sue Dern (captaincleohideaway@barbadoes.com)
WHOOSH! Staff Goes On Eating Strike When April Fool's Issue Cancelled: Now Largest Staff of Any Fan Web Site
By Mohandas Eatdi (civildisobedience@culinary.arts.edu)


Michelle Yeoh Domination Project
Michelle Yeoh
Had there been no Yeoh, there would have been no Xena.
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It's FUN!

Yeoh-Yos


Author/Title Index (04-01-01)
Subject Index - Alphabetical (04-01-01)
Subject Index - By Issue (04-01-01)

A Directory of Gals, Season 1 through 4 (Crusader)
A Directory of Guys, Season 1 and 2
Recurring in the Xenaverse 2001 Calendar

XENA Magazine Index (09-28-99)
Xena Media Review/This Week in Xena News
Mile of Lists


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