ISSUES 01-33
ISSUES 34-67
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Issue 01:
MESSAGES FROM THE BIG CAHUNA: Borg Directives and Etiquette
BORG HOLIDAY UPDATE
THE ALIEN PERSPECTIVE: A Few Notes on the Borg Threat from an Expert
RIHANNSU-BORG PACT
BORG NOSTALGIA: "REMEMBER SPOO?": A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE
FROM THE FEDERATION: THE ORIGIN OF THE BORG
POETRY CORNER
BORG TALES: Part 1 "First Encounter"
FILMOGRAPHY: "Q Who?","The Best of Both Worlds, Part I", "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II"
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Issue 02:
Guest Publisher: Neil Austin
Messages from the Big Cahuna: Borgs Through History
Borgs Through History Update
FBI Records on Cubebuster Video Released
From and To the Federation
Advertisement: CubeBuster Video
Borg Tales, Part 2: "Involuntary Oil Change (Ouch)"
The Borg Manual of Routine Diagnostic and Repair Maintenance
How We Became Borg: "THE BORG INCIDENT"
Borg Polls
Borg Costumes and Models
SECRET POLICE LOG OF ALARMS AND JUNK FOOD VIOLATIONS
Borg Ag Report
Borg Filler
Borg Filmography: "I Borg"
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Issue 03:
Salutations
Messages from the Big Cahuna: Pizzas
Borg University Abstracts: "On the Effects of Individuality"
Involuntary Assimilation Tips: ##4030, 4031, 4032
Advertisement: The Borg Juicer
Borg Cooking Corner: Riker's Favorite High Cal Worm Mix
Advertisement: Swannox of Borg in 1992!
Q Paradox
Q Know Who: "Is resistance futile--I don't think so"
Borg Sing-A-Long: It's a BORG World, Ballad of Locutus
A Borg's Day's Night
Advertisement: Borg's Big Bistro
Borg Tales, Part 3: "The Assimilation Blues"
Borg: The World Destroyers
Deep Thoughts
Joke Time
Borg University Course Curriculum
Advertisement: Sy Borg's Kosher Deli and Pizza Restaurant
Editorial: Where the @#%^! Is Novellus?
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Issue 04:
From the Editor-in-Chief
Messages from the Big Cahuna Emeritus: A Proposal
Borg Nostalgia: REMEMBER HOW PEEVED SEMENOVICH OF BORG GOT?
SPOTLIGHT ON SWANNOX OF BORG: BORG PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
ADVERTISEMENT: Employment Opportunities
PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION FOR SERVICE WITH THE BORG SECRET POLICE
SONG TIME: "WE WISH THEY ALL COULD BE ASSIMILATED BORGS"
ALIEN PERSPECTIVE: A view from outside the Cube
BORG TALES: A Serial, Part 4, "We Are Okay"
BORGS THROUGH HISTORY UPDATE
BORG SUPREME COURT RULES AND REGULATIONS
BORG BISTRO RULES
ADVERTISEMENT: Paid Political Announcement
BEST RETORT TO A ROGUE BORG
BORG POLL: How Are You Celebrating the Borgiversary?
"I, NOVELLUS": Another serial
BORG SCHOOL OF LAW GRADUATES
SECURITY PROCEDURES WALKING TOUR: BORG SUPREME COURT
"BE A BIG CAHUNA FOR 48 HOURS" CONTEST MARGINALLY SUCCESSFUL
BORG LIBRARY
ADVERTISEMENT: "I'M PARANOID, HOW 'BOUT YOU?"
A DAY WITH BSC SECURITY
BORG AS METAPHOR: An experiment in terror
NEW POLICY REGARDING BIG BOOK OF BORG
ADVERTISEMENT: Borg Pro Tech Shun, Ink.
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Issue 05:
THE BIG BOOK OF BORG ETIQUETTE
"BE A BIG CAHUNA FOR 48 HOURS" CONTEST
FOOD TRIVIA
PAID POLITICAL AD
RECIPES
THE SECRET DIARIES OF CHIEF JUSTICE MARIANUS...
JOKE TIME
AND NOW, A WORD FROM YOUR FRIEND AND MINE, BAT-Q
MIRROR MIRROR: Part 1
yub yub, and all of that...
SWANNOX/ CLUELESS CAMPAIGN
BORG TALES: Part Five "Up the River"
Dear Oxnardus
BORG NOSTALGIA: REMEMBER THE COLA WARS
TREATY OF PEACE
DIARY OF A BORG ON THE OUTSIDE
TRANSCRIPT FROM BORG SECRET POLICE PHONE TAPS
THE BORGS AND THE BEANS PRESS CONFERENCE REPORT
BORG SINGLES BAR RULES AND REGULATIONS
CETACEUS ON VULCAN
BORG DATING GAME
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Issue 06:
1001 COW TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS: Part One
MIRROR, MIRROR: Part 2
POLITICAL AD FOR SWANNOX
"BE A BIG CAHUNA FOR 48 HOURS" CONTEST AT LAST CONCLUDED
MEMOIRS OF THE COLA WARS
ABSENTEE BALLOTS AVAILABLE FOR ELECTION ON NOVEMBER 3RD
BORG CHEERS
THE NIGHT NOVELLUS CLOSED THE LIBRARY DOWN
SHOCKING NEWS: ATTENTION ALL BORG UNITS
ALIEN PERSPECTIVE: The Wedding of the Rihannsu Praetor and T'Caer
ASK NOVELLUS
NAKED CAME THE BORG
ASK OXNARDUS
ADVERTISEMENTS
TRUE LIFE DOCTOR PEPPER TALES
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE BORG LIKE PIZZA
BORG BILLIARDS
BORG LATIN LESSONS
TRANSCRIPT OF LUCRETIA/ALEXIUS MARRIAGE
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Issue 07:
HISTORIC FIRST POSTS OF THE BORG CLUB!
CHEX MIX PARTY MIX
BORG LIBRARY OVERDUE NOTICES
BORG SHORT BIOS
REPORT ON SWANNOX'S SWEARING IN
BORG VALENTINES
AT LAST! THE REASON FOR SWANNOX'S MARSHALL FOOTBALL MANIA REVEALED!!!!
ADVERTISEMENT: Borg Blues Club
PECULIAR TRANSCRIPT
BLUES CLUB RULES
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Issue 08:
FROM THE DIARY OF THE SUPREME BORG RADIOACTIVUS
PIZZA
BORG NOSTALGIA: On-Line Rasher War III RIFs
ASCII ART CORNER
THE BORG WORLD: I.D. Meanings
INVASION NOTES
BORG BIOGRAPHIES
BORG COMICOGRAPHY: "The Worst of Both Worlds: Part One"
LITERARY SIGHTINGS
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Issue 09:
FROM THE EDITORS: BIG MONDO CHANGES IN STORE!!!
A DISCUSSION AND ANALYSIS OF SEXUALITY AND REPRODUCTION AMONG THE BORG
HAIKU CORNER
BORG BOG
BORG LIBRARY LISTS
BORG COMICOGRAPHY: "The Worst of Both Worlds: Part Two"
LITERARY SIGHTINGS: Vendetta by Peter David
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Issue 10:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BIG CAHUNA ISSUE
FROM ONE SIDE
ADVERTISEMENT: Borg Blues Club
BORG SIGHTINGS IN OTHER UNIVERSES
POETRY CORNER: Musings About Aging
BETAVIEW
SLUG TREK: THE UNDISCOVERED PLOTLINE: Part 1
BORG LIBRARY LISTS: TOP TEN LIST FOR THE WEEK
THEATRE AD: Jurrasic Pork
BORG FILMOGRAPHY: "Descent Part One"
BORG COMICOGRAPHY: "The Worst of Both Worlds: Part Three"
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Issue 11:
FROM THE EDITORS
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
POETRY CORNER: Borgs
SLUG TREK 72: THE UNDISCOVERED PLOTLINE: Part 2
ADVERTISEMENT: Hyper Beer
BORG LIBRARY LISTS: TOP TEN LIST --CHILDREN'S BOOKS
STAR TREK: THE NEXT (de)GENERATION: WHERE NO SANE MAN WOULD GO Part 1 of 6
BORG COMICOGRAPHY: Nothing new!
CONVENTION NOTICES: Fandcon 1
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Issue 12:
You Will Be Assimilated: "The Proper Method to Watch Borg Episodes"
Various Opening Lines Heard in Borg Bars
Advertisement: Borg Blues Club
From One Side
Star Trek: The Next (de)Generation: Where No Sane Man Would Go, Part 2 of 6
Wubba Woom: The Further Adventures of Dr. Anna Freud, Space Psycho-Analyst
RIF BBS Up and Running!
Borg Comicography: "The Worst of Both Worlds: And Death Shall Have No Dominion"
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Issue 13:
You Be Assimilated: The Short Edition
BetaView
Billborg Top 10 Music Charts
Borgmanian Rhapsody
Partly People: An Exercise in Inanity
Star Trek: The Next (de)Generation: Where No Sane Man Would Go, Part 3
More Opening Lines Heard At Borg Bars
Borg: The Series! A Proposal for the 4th Series
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Issue 14:
Things We Have Learned from Descent 2
DE-SCENT, Part 1 of 2
STAR TREK: THE NEXT (de)GENERATION WHERE NO SANE MAN WOULD GO Part 4 of 6
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Issue 15:
Christmas Gift Guide
DE-SCENT, Part 2 of 2
STAR TREK: THE NEXT (de)GENERATION WHERE NO SANE MAN WOULD GO Part 5 of 6
Borgs Across The World: Fal, Cahuna of Australia
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Issue 16:
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED: From the Mail Box
BEST OF BOTH CURLS, Part 1 of 2
THE THINKING BORG'S GUIDE TO MOVING HOUSE
ADVERTISEMENT: LITTLE MISS BORG
STAR TREK: THE NEXT (de)GENERATION WHERE NO SANE MAN WOULD GO Part 6 of 6
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Issue 17:
INCREDIBLY DEPRESSING NEWS (BUT WITH A HAPPY ENDING!)
TWO YEARS OF COLLECTIVISM AND SATIRE
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED: What to Watch
FROM THE TEMPLE
BEST OF BOTH CURLS, Part 1 of 2
STAR TREK COMICOLOGY: DS9 #5: Emancipation Part II
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Issue 18:
Amazing stories & 10 Top Cable Systems
JOKE TIME: Borg jokes
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE MY WORLD: Song Parody
JOKE TIME
ANOTHER BORG BLUES CLUB GRAND OPENING
BORG NOSTALGIA: Reliving the Aftermath of the BSC Disaster
BORG TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 1: A through H
STAR TREK COMICOLOGY: DS9 #6: "Field Trip", "Pickpocket", "Program 359"
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Issue 19:
What would happen if...
PIE, BORG: Parody of "I, Borg"
LIFE IN THE 24TH CENTURY IS NOT TOO DULL
BORG NOSTALGIA: Reliving the Collective's overlooking the Big Cahuna Emeritus' birthday!
BORG TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 2: I
COMICOGRAPHY: Star Trek #53 & 54, "Timecrime" Parts 1 & 2 of 5
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Issue 20:
FROM THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
Borgzilla -A Gigantic Reptile Borg
THE BORG VS. THE DUKES OF HAZARD
BORG JOKE
BORG TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 3: J - Z
BORG SING-A-LONG: "Born to be a Borg"
ALL THINGS COME TO SHE WHO WAITS
HOW TO DESTROY THE BORG
HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 1 of 8
STAR TREK PARODY: MAYONNAISE [Liaisons] TNG 254
STAR TREK COMICOLOGY
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Issue 21:
FROM THAT PESKY EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Staff Openings
Water Trek
RADIOACTIVUS TAKES A BYTE OF THE BIG APPLE
FROM ONE SIDE: Introduction, take 2
HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 2 of 8
STAR TREK PARODY: Linterface [Interface] TNG 255
STAR TREK COMICOLOGY: Deep Space Nine #8 REQUIEM part 1.
BORG INTERNATIONAL PEN PAL CLUB
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Issue 22:
Things Noticed in All Good Things....
BORG SINGALONG: WE are the Borg
TRIBBLE TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 1 "*"
BORG FILLER: Swedish Chef of Borg
HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 3 of 8
STAR TREK PARODY: Spambit Part 1 of 2 [Gambit] TNG #256
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Issue 23:
Borgish Answering Machine Messages
BORG SING-A-LONG: Borg Laundromat Song
TRIBBLE TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 2 "* * *"
HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 4 of 8
STAR TREK PARODY: Spambit, Part 2 of 2 [Gambit] TNG #257
STAR TREK COMICOLOGY: Star Trek, Issue #56 (January 1994)
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Issue 24:
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED NOT: A Few Comments About the Borg
DATA BECOMES A HACKER
TRIBBLE TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 3
HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 5 of 8
STAR TREK PARODY: LANtasms [Phantasms] TNG #258
COMIC COMICOGRAPHY: Star Trek, Issue #57 (February 1994)
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Issue 25:
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED -- NOT!!! Star Trek Horoscopes
STAR TREK TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 1 A-C
FROM ONE SIDE: Red Shirt Syndrome & Bashir Song
HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 6 of 8
STAR TREK PARODY: "Silly Trek: Return to Woodstock."
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Issue 26:
What if the Borg Assimilated the Nanites?
STAR TREK TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 2: C-F
HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 7 of 8
STAR TREK PARODY: "Parkplace" [Dark Page] TNG #259
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Issue 27:
THIS ISSUE IS MISSING!
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Issue 28:
STAR TREK TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 4: J-P
UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 1
STAR TREK PARODY: "Force of Tater Tots (tm)" [Force of Nature] TNG #261
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Issue 29:
The Defiant
BORG TEMPLE PRAYER BOOK: LITURGY OF THE NATIVITY OF THE BLESSED BILL
UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 2
STAR TREK PARODY: "The Certs Part 1" [The Search Part 1] DS9 #46
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Issue 30:
RIF PERSONAL ADS
PRELIMINARY ST: GENERATIONS PARODY
PRELIMINARY ST: VOYAGER PARODY
UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 3 (with recap) Scenes 11-15
STAR TREK PARODY: "The Certs Part 2" [The Search Part 2] DS9 #47
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Issue 31:
PRELIMINARY PROSPECTIVE PARODY: ST Generations
UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 4 (Sc. 16-20)
STAR TREK PARODY: "Cathouse of Quark" [House of Quark] DS9 #49
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Issue 32:
SPECIAL STAR TREK: GENERATIONS ISSUE
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Issue 33:
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED: Semi-Annual Assimilation Guide
HOMER SIMPSON FOR VOYAGER CAPTAIN
STAR TREK TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 5: P-S
UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 5 (Sc. 21-25)
STAR TREK PARODY: "Second Shin" [Second Skin] DS9 #51
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ISSUES 34-67