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Issue 01: MESSAGES FROM THE BIG CAHUNA: Borg Directives and Etiquette BORG HOLIDAY UPDATE THE ALIEN PERSPECTIVE: A Few Notes on the Borg Threat from an Expert RIHANNSU-BORG PACT BORG NOSTALGIA: "REMEMBER SPOO?": A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE FROM THE FEDERATION: THE ORIGIN OF THE BORG POETRY CORNER BORG TALES: Part 1 "First Encounter" FILMOGRAPHY: "Q Who?","The Best of Both Worlds, Part I", "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 02: Guest Publisher: Neil Austin Messages from the Big Cahuna: Borgs Through History Borgs Through History Update FBI Records on Cubebuster Video Released From and To the Federation Advertisement: CubeBuster Video Borg Tales, Part 2: "Involuntary Oil Change (Ouch)" The Borg Manual of Routine Diagnostic and Repair Maintenance How We Became Borg: "THE BORG INCIDENT" Borg Polls Borg Costumes and Models SECRET POLICE LOG OF ALARMS AND JUNK FOOD VIOLATIONS Borg Ag Report Borg Filler Borg Filmography: "I Borg" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 03: Salutations Messages from the Big Cahuna: Pizzas Borg University Abstracts: "On the Effects of Individuality" Involuntary Assimilation Tips: ##4030, 4031, 4032 Advertisement: The Borg Juicer Borg Cooking Corner: Riker's Favorite High Cal Worm Mix Advertisement: Swannox of Borg in 1992! Q Paradox Q Know Who: "Is resistance futile--I don't think so" Borg Sing-A-Long: It's a BORG World, Ballad of Locutus A Borg's Day's Night Advertisement: Borg's Big Bistro Borg Tales, Part 3: "The Assimilation Blues" Borg: The World Destroyers Deep Thoughts Joke Time Borg University Course Curriculum Advertisement: Sy Borg's Kosher Deli and Pizza Restaurant Editorial: Where the @#%^! Is Novellus? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 04: From the Editor-in-Chief Messages from the Big Cahuna Emeritus: A Proposal Borg Nostalgia: REMEMBER HOW PEEVED SEMENOVICH OF BORG GOT? SPOTLIGHT ON SWANNOX OF BORG: BORG PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ADVERTISEMENT: Employment Opportunities PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION FOR SERVICE WITH THE BORG SECRET POLICE SONG TIME: "WE WISH THEY ALL COULD BE ASSIMILATED BORGS" ALIEN PERSPECTIVE: A view from outside the Cube BORG TALES: A Serial, Part 4, "We Are Okay" BORGS THROUGH HISTORY UPDATE BORG SUPREME COURT RULES AND REGULATIONS BORG BISTRO RULES ADVERTISEMENT: Paid Political Announcement BEST RETORT TO A ROGUE BORG BORG POLL: How Are You Celebrating the Borgiversary? "I, NOVELLUS": Another serial BORG SCHOOL OF LAW GRADUATES SECURITY PROCEDURES WALKING TOUR: BORG SUPREME COURT "BE A BIG CAHUNA FOR 48 HOURS" CONTEST MARGINALLY SUCCESSFUL BORG LIBRARY ADVERTISEMENT: "I'M PARANOID, HOW 'BOUT YOU?" A DAY WITH BSC SECURITY BORG AS METAPHOR: An experiment in terror NEW POLICY REGARDING BIG BOOK OF BORG ADVERTISEMENT: Borg Pro Tech Shun, Ink. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 05: THE BIG BOOK OF BORG ETIQUETTE "BE A BIG CAHUNA FOR 48 HOURS" CONTEST FOOD TRIVIA PAID POLITICAL AD RECIPES THE SECRET DIARIES OF CHIEF JUSTICE MARIANUS... JOKE TIME AND NOW, A WORD FROM YOUR FRIEND AND MINE, BAT-Q MIRROR MIRROR: Part 1 yub yub, and all of that... SWANNOX/ CLUELESS CAMPAIGN BORG TALES: Part Five "Up the River" Dear Oxnardus BORG NOSTALGIA: REMEMBER THE COLA WARS TREATY OF PEACE DIARY OF A BORG ON THE OUTSIDE TRANSCRIPT FROM BORG SECRET POLICE PHONE TAPS THE BORGS AND THE BEANS PRESS CONFERENCE REPORT BORG SINGLES BAR RULES AND REGULATIONS CETACEUS ON VULCAN BORG DATING GAME ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 06: 1001 COW TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS: Part One MIRROR, MIRROR: Part 2 POLITICAL AD FOR SWANNOX "BE A BIG CAHUNA FOR 48 HOURS" CONTEST AT LAST CONCLUDED MEMOIRS OF THE COLA WARS ABSENTEE BALLOTS AVAILABLE FOR ELECTION ON NOVEMBER 3RD BORG CHEERS THE NIGHT NOVELLUS CLOSED THE LIBRARY DOWN SHOCKING NEWS: ATTENTION ALL BORG UNITS ALIEN PERSPECTIVE: The Wedding of the Rihannsu Praetor and T'Caer ASK NOVELLUS NAKED CAME THE BORG ASK OXNARDUS ADVERTISEMENTS TRUE LIFE DOCTOR PEPPER TALES TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE BORG LIKE PIZZA BORG BILLIARDS BORG LATIN LESSONS TRANSCRIPT OF LUCRETIA/ALEXIUS MARRIAGE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 07: HISTORIC FIRST POSTS OF THE BORG CLUB! CHEX MIX PARTY MIX BORG LIBRARY OVERDUE NOTICES BORG SHORT BIOS REPORT ON SWANNOX'S SWEARING IN BORG VALENTINES AT LAST! THE REASON FOR SWANNOX'S MARSHALL FOOTBALL MANIA REVEALED!!!! ADVERTISEMENT: Borg Blues Club PECULIAR TRANSCRIPT BLUES CLUB RULES ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 08: FROM THE DIARY OF THE SUPREME BORG RADIOACTIVUS PIZZA BORG NOSTALGIA: On-Line Rasher War III RIFs ASCII ART CORNER THE BORG WORLD: I.D. Meanings INVASION NOTES BORG BIOGRAPHIES BORG COMICOGRAPHY: "The Worst of Both Worlds: Part One" LITERARY SIGHTINGS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 09: FROM THE EDITORS: BIG MONDO CHANGES IN STORE!!! A DISCUSSION AND ANALYSIS OF SEXUALITY AND REPRODUCTION AMONG THE BORG HAIKU CORNER BORG BOG BORG LIBRARY LISTS BORG COMICOGRAPHY: "The Worst of Both Worlds: Part Two" LITERARY SIGHTINGS: Vendetta by Peter David ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 10: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BIG CAHUNA ISSUE FROM ONE SIDE ADVERTISEMENT: Borg Blues Club BORG SIGHTINGS IN OTHER UNIVERSES POETRY CORNER: Musings About Aging BETAVIEW SLUG TREK: THE UNDISCOVERED PLOTLINE: Part 1 BORG LIBRARY LISTS: TOP TEN LIST FOR THE WEEK THEATRE AD: Jurrasic Pork BORG FILMOGRAPHY: "Descent Part One" BORG COMICOGRAPHY: "The Worst of Both Worlds: Part Three" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 11: FROM THE EDITORS YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED POETRY CORNER: Borgs SLUG TREK 72: THE UNDISCOVERED PLOTLINE: Part 2 ADVERTISEMENT: Hyper Beer BORG LIBRARY LISTS: TOP TEN LIST --CHILDREN'S BOOKS STAR TREK: THE NEXT (de)GENERATION: WHERE NO SANE MAN WOULD GO Part 1 of 6 BORG COMICOGRAPHY: Nothing new! CONVENTION NOTICES: Fandcon 1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 12: You Will Be Assimilated: "The Proper Method to Watch Borg Episodes" Various Opening Lines Heard in Borg Bars Advertisement: Borg Blues Club From One Side Star Trek: The Next (de)Generation: Where No Sane Man Would Go, Part 2 of 6 Wubba Woom: The Further Adventures of Dr. Anna Freud, Space Psycho-Analyst RIF BBS Up and Running! Borg Comicography: "The Worst of Both Worlds: And Death Shall Have No Dominion" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 13: You Be Assimilated: The Short Edition BetaView Billborg Top 10 Music Charts Borgmanian Rhapsody Partly People: An Exercise in Inanity Star Trek: The Next (de)Generation: Where No Sane Man Would Go, Part 3 More Opening Lines Heard At Borg Bars Borg: The Series! A Proposal for the 4th Series ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 14: Things We Have Learned from Descent 2 DE-SCENT, Part 1 of 2 STAR TREK: THE NEXT (de)GENERATION WHERE NO SANE MAN WOULD GO Part 4 of 6 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 15: Christmas Gift Guide DE-SCENT, Part 2 of 2 STAR TREK: THE NEXT (de)GENERATION WHERE NO SANE MAN WOULD GO Part 5 of 6 Borgs Across The World: Fal, Cahuna of Australia ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 16: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED: From the Mail Box BEST OF BOTH CURLS, Part 1 of 2 THE THINKING BORG'S GUIDE TO MOVING HOUSE ADVERTISEMENT: LITTLE MISS BORG STAR TREK: THE NEXT (de)GENERATION WHERE NO SANE MAN WOULD GO Part 6 of 6 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 17: INCREDIBLY DEPRESSING NEWS (BUT WITH A HAPPY ENDING!) TWO YEARS OF COLLECTIVISM AND SATIRE YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED: What to Watch FROM THE TEMPLE BEST OF BOTH CURLS, Part 1 of 2 STAR TREK COMICOLOGY: DS9 #5: Emancipation Part II ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 18: Amazing stories & 10 Top Cable Systems JOKE TIME: Borg jokes EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE MY WORLD: Song Parody JOKE TIME ANOTHER BORG BLUES CLUB GRAND OPENING BORG NOSTALGIA: Reliving the Aftermath of the BSC Disaster BORG TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 1: A through H STAR TREK COMICOLOGY: DS9 #6: "Field Trip", "Pickpocket", "Program 359" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 19: What would happen if... PIE, BORG: Parody of "I, Borg" LIFE IN THE 24TH CENTURY IS NOT TOO DULL BORG NOSTALGIA: Reliving the Collective's overlooking the Big Cahuna Emeritus' birthday! BORG TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 2: I COMICOGRAPHY: Star Trek #53 & 54, "Timecrime" Parts 1 & 2 of 5 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 20: FROM THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Borgzilla -A Gigantic Reptile Borg THE BORG VS. THE DUKES OF HAZARD BORG JOKE BORG TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 3: J - Z BORG SING-A-LONG: "Born to be a Borg" ALL THINGS COME TO SHE WHO WAITS HOW TO DESTROY THE BORG HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 1 of 8 STAR TREK PARODY: MAYONNAISE [Liaisons] TNG 254 STAR TREK COMICOLOGY ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 21: FROM THAT PESKY EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Staff Openings Water Trek RADIOACTIVUS TAKES A BYTE OF THE BIG APPLE FROM ONE SIDE: Introduction, take 2 HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 2 of 8 STAR TREK PARODY: Linterface [Interface] TNG 255 STAR TREK COMICOLOGY: Deep Space Nine #8 REQUIEM part 1. BORG INTERNATIONAL PEN PAL CLUB ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 22: Things Noticed in All Good Things.... BORG SINGALONG: WE are the Borg TRIBBLE TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 1 "*" BORG FILLER: Swedish Chef of Borg HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 3 of 8 STAR TREK PARODY: Spambit Part 1 of 2 [Gambit] TNG #256 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 23: Borgish Answering Machine Messages BORG SING-A-LONG: Borg Laundromat Song TRIBBLE TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 2 "* * *" HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 4 of 8 STAR TREK PARODY: Spambit, Part 2 of 2 [Gambit] TNG #257 STAR TREK COMICOLOGY: Star Trek, Issue #56 (January 1994) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 24: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED NOT: A Few Comments About the Borg DATA BECOMES A HACKER TRIBBLE TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 3 HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 5 of 8 STAR TREK PARODY: LANtasms [Phantasms] TNG #258 COMIC COMICOGRAPHY: Star Trek, Issue #57 (February 1994) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 25: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED -- NOT!!! Star Trek Horoscopes STAR TREK TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 1 A-C FROM ONE SIDE: Red Shirt Syndrome & Bashir Song HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 6 of 8 STAR TREK PARODY: "Silly Trek: Return to Woodstock." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 26: What if the Borg Assimilated the Nanites? STAR TREK TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 2: C-F HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [DON'T PANIC] Part 7 of 8 STAR TREK PARODY: "Parkplace" [Dark Page] TNG #259 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 27: THIS ISSUE IS MISSING! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 28: STAR TREK TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 4: J-P UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 1 STAR TREK PARODY: "Force of Tater Tots (tm)" [Force of Nature] TNG #261 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 29: The Defiant BORG TEMPLE PRAYER BOOK: LITURGY OF THE NATIVITY OF THE BLESSED BILL UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 2 STAR TREK PARODY: "The Certs Part 1" [The Search Part 1] DS9 #46 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 30: RIF PERSONAL ADS PRELIMINARY ST: GENERATIONS PARODY PRELIMINARY ST: VOYAGER PARODY UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 3 (with recap) Scenes 11-15 STAR TREK PARODY: "The Certs Part 2" [The Search Part 2] DS9 #47 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 31: PRELIMINARY PROSPECTIVE PARODY: ST Generations UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 4 (Sc. 16-20) STAR TREK PARODY: "Cathouse of Quark" [House of Quark] DS9 #49 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 32: SPECIAL STAR TREK: GENERATIONS ISSUE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Issue 33: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED: Semi-Annual Assimilation Guide HOMER SIMPSON FOR VOYAGER CAPTAIN STAR TREK TAGLINES SEEN IN CYBERSPACE Part 5: P-S UNIVERSAL SCIENCE FICTION PARODY Episode 5 (Sc. 21-25) STAR TREK PARODY: "Second Shin" [Second Skin] DS9 #51 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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